GAARH, IT BE TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!

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GAARH, IT BE TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!

Postby Aeger on Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:37 pm

In honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, I have devised a geat quantity of poor word-twists that may even be so bad as to insult the thing I'm trying to honor.

Meh, I'm drunk.



What's a pirate's favorite cartoon?

GAARHfield

What's a pirate's favorite vegetable?

GAARHlic

What's a pirate's favorite gem?

A GAARHnet

What's a pirate's favorite salad?

A GAARHden Salad

Where does a pirate put his trash?

The GAARHbage

Where does a pirate park his car?

The GAARHage

What's a pirate's favorite movie rating?

AARRH

What's a pirate's favorite drink?

Rum

What's a pirate's favorite basketball player?

Kevin GAARHnet
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:03 pm

yar har, that be humourous!
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Postby Aeger on Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:59 am

Does it be computed tat whenever any seamen puts in "Rum", it then becomes a picture?
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:06 pm

yarrr.

along with....

*ehrm*

chocolate
coffee
rickman
depp
coke
barq's

and

beer
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AARRGHH

Postby NeferKa on Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:21 pm

Here are some more horrible ones. I was annoying my husband all day yesterday, so I thought I'd share!

Where do pirates go for a drink?
The bAARRGHH

What's the best distance for a mother-in-law to be?
fAARRGHH away

What's the pirate's favorite myth?
Jason and the AARRGHHgonauts

What's a pirate's favorite type of wrestling?
AARRGHHm wrestling

How did the ancient Egyptian bury their pirates?
In a sAARRGHHcophagus

What size of pop corn did the pirate order at the movie?
lAARRGHHge

What movie did the pirate go to see?
SpAARRGHHticus

What was the movie rated?
PG13
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:24 pm

was sparticus really only PG13?
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:00 pm

i keep forgetting that.

speakin' of which, I've had probably 8 barqs in the past three days....

:D

barqs barqs barqs per day.
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Postby NeferKa on Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:17 pm

I have no idea what Spartacus is rated, but "PG13" was my punch line. (I am bad at making up jokes.) I was driving a car full of belly dancers to lessons last night, and when I told them the string of jokes, they all thought the movie was rated "ARRGGGH!" When I said it was PG13, they thought it was pretty funny.

Here's a walked into a bar pirate joke they thought was funny too:
A pirate walks into a bar, and he has the ship's steering wheel attached to the front of his pants. The bar tender asks, "Why do you have that wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Arrrgghh! It's driving me nuts!"
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Postby anthrobabe on Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:30 pm

I missed all this till just now...
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