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Should we have saints?

Yes
8
42%
No
2
11%
I don't really care
3
16%
Maybe a glorified commodore, but not a saint
6
32%
 
Total votes : 19

Postby Tansy the Terrible on Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:21 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:frequent tormention miles?


Well... it's what I do. *crack knuckles*
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:36 pm

Hell Hath no fury like a woman scorned.

but it does have Auntie Dee Dee, a close second. :D
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Postby Duke on Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:22 pm

If a bat can get out of hell, I can just make like the sports equipment and swing out of there. :D


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Postby Tansy the Terrible on Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:13 pm

Really? That's too bad... From what I hear that's where ther real party is...
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Postby Duke on Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:09 pm

Tansy the Terrible wrote:Really? That's too bad... From what I hear that's where ther real party is...


Well, I don't know if I'd like to go the heaven anyway, I know none of my friends would be there...

Maybe I'll just come back here and be reincarnated as a parrot.


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:46 pm

I'd like to be re-incarnated as a dog living with an upper-middle class family.

ahhhh, the luxury.
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Postby anthrobabe on Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:21 pm

I want to be reincarnated!
have no idea as what- just want to come back from wherever and it would be neat if I could talk about it
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Postby The Meromorph on Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:29 pm

From all I know about re-incarnation (which is a lot less than I'd like) knowing about it, and/or being able to talk about it, is extremely rare.

Claiming to know about it, and talking about it, on the other hand, is reasonably common... :roll:


Think about this:-
It is reliably estimated that there are more people alive right now, than the total number of people that have ever been alive before 1900. (Don't bother asking me for citations :roll: )
If that is true, and if we estimate the average number of reincarnations (per 'soul', I guess) as five, then at least 75% of the people now living must be on their first (human) life!
Considering that the traditional 'affectionate' term for the 'once-born' by the 'high-born' was 'that once-born fool', that throws the apparent prevalence of the massively foolish into a different light, eh? :mrgreen:
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:33 pm

well, what you have to count in is the other animal lives.

insects, cockroaches, fuitflies anyone? lotsa those.

what about the Dinosaurs? aquatic life?

that 75% could very well be comprised of re-incarnated fruit flies.
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Postby The Meromorph on Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:44 pm

In a way it makes the conclusion worse. 75% of the population's only previous experience involved a brain the size of a microdot? Yeah, that seems like it works... :mrgreen:
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Postby Griffin on Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:03 pm

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Postby Duke on Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:55 am

Well, if I want to be reincarnated as a parrot, I'm gonna darn well be reincarnated as a parrot! :cry:

Tis the parrots life for me.


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Postby Duke on Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:01 am

Skuuwak, Wak Wak!!!

Just getting prepared! :D


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