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Should we have saints?

Yes
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42%
No
2
11%
I don't really care
3
16%
Maybe a glorified commodore, but not a saint
6
32%
 
Total votes : 19

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:19 am

I'm missing some kind of innuendo, aren't I?
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:22 am

well we should stop... threads a-drifting...
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:28 am

untill DD brings firey hell upon them.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:51 am

Hey.... I'm the lesser of two evils around here, and simply act as a broker for the Supreme Evil One, who is called DD.

Got most of mine back already, but the oil industy's got a lease on some of it. Still better than the States, where they just BUY what they need.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:35 am

I plead the Homer Simpson defence! Anyways, I've a trifurcated soul, so at best you've got a third of it. And you didn't read the fine print I made 'Paca put in the "additional powers (not the A-word)" clause.

Now, everyone go check out that chili recipe...
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:12 pm

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:
Thread drift?? Do we do that??

Oh, uuuummm, yeah, we do.


yeah... but this is interesting... we started out by saying DD should be a saint of somekind, but ended up talking about how she's an agent of or satan herself.

or at least scares the ScheiBe outta satan.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:28 pm

Saint of Satan?

I dunno, i guess its just kind of culturally contradictory.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:15 pm

I doubt Hell has a whole lot of market for the tourist business...
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:54 am

Aye, but too many have earned a free trip....
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Postby Tansy the Terrible on Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:24 am

In a handbasket no less.
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Postby Duke on Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:59 am

You might spend a time there, but if you're lucky you might end up like the bat out of hell.

Speedily leaving hell, that is.


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Postby Tansy the Terrible on Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:09 pm

That's okay; I have a goldcard.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:20 pm

frequent tormention miles?
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:21 pm

It's a free return trip if you book someone else a one-way ticket. :D
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Postby Griffin on Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:05 pm

Well I'm no Saint. It's taken me 6 days to notice this thread. :cry:
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