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Should we have saints?

Yes
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42%
No
2
11%
I don't really care
3
16%
Maybe a glorified commodore, but not a saint
6
32%
 
Total votes : 19

Spaghetti Saints

Postby EarthRise on Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:40 am

Auntie Dee Dee seems to take care of all of us wayward FSM followers.

Therefore, I propose that Auntie should become the first saint of the FSM congregation, for by her hand we witness the touch of the FSM in all His glory.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:43 am

Do some research, especially in Old Posts.

There's been talk of how to declare someone a saint, but it's generally agreed to involve being shot out of a cannon.


I personally regard Hunter S. Thompson as a proto-Pastafarian saint for that reason, but that's far from official.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:54 am

SOLIPSY DESERVES CONSTANT :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
Just came across some of her stuff the other day, hence the last signature.

She was responsible for helping to define and pull together our very beliefs though her work on the Scriptures. And now she's basically non-functional because her medical insurance won't pay for what she needs to live even a semi-normal life. :cry:
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Postby EarthRise on Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:23 pm

sorry. There are such a monstrous number of archives to wade through.

Let this poll be considered null.
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Postby Rasti on Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:29 pm

Hail and tiding of pasta to lady dee, solispy and otis. Qwerty as well ;)
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:48 pm

yes... one of my lesser known titles... St. Qwerty the Flat (sainthood pending)

not one I'm quite enthusiastic about... but its better than Hank.
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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:48 am

What's the matter with Hank? Hank O'Hair?

I rather like the idea of Glorified Commodore Auntie Dee Dee, now that you've mentioned it.
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Postby boghog on Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:51 am

If we start going with naval ranks, I can imagine a fair bit of giggling when the first Rear Admiral is appointed.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:08 pm

That's right above Commodeor, right? :wink:
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:42 pm

I'm already the Admirable Admiral.... I'm happy with the rank.. :D

sprechen sie which, any admin, please change my rank to that if you have a chance. danke.
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Postby Bringerofpie on Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:42 pm

Can I be a rear admiral? A rear something, at least!
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Postby dabeast on Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:44 pm

Arrrgh! Can I be great divine overlord of the poopdeck?
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:06 am

Mwah! You've got to sell your soul for titles.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:11 am

uh, guys, just so you know... check his rank.

and the avatar.

and his posting records....

(he's a baaaaad maaan)

and he wants your soul!

..that'd be a freaky but interesting song...
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:15 am

I could just be going through a personality crisis.

or I'm being fickle.
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