What lurks within the depths of the Beer Volcano?

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Postby anthrobabe on Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:47 am

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Postby Captain Noobhead on Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:20 pm

I'm guessing lots of fancy gadgets and machinery. Or noodly magicks, whichever one better explains the constant pumping of beer.

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Postby 100% Grated Parmesan on Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:04 am

I'm hoping for the Boddington's brewery.
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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:59 am

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Re: What lurks within the depths of the Beer Volcano?

Postby Duke on Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:19 pm

theroachyjay wrote:Assuming one-so brave explorer were to consume an Enchanted Microwaveable Burrito that enabled them to safely breathe as they swam downward through the beer in the volcano. What would He have placed at the bottom? :fsm_ninja:


I imagine you would find a mystical wormhole-like thing, spewing beer. I bet that the beer force is so strong that no mortal could swim into this wormhole. It's a one way wormhole.


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Postby The Meromorph on Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:19 pm

Quick, someone, tell Terry Pratchett.
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Postby Aeger on Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:49 pm

oh, come now, nothing is impossible in FSM heaven. I say if I wanted to eat the Burrito and swim down into the depths of the beer volcano, I could. And no one could stop me.
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Postby Duke on Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:36 pm

The Meromorph wrote:Quick, someone, tell Terry Pratchett.
Discworld needs the One-Way Worms...


You tell him, you're more of a fan than I.... :D


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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:34 pm

Incidentally, do you think could we mob Pratchett into including a mention of the FSM in a future book? P'raps with pirate followers?
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Postby Duke on Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:44 pm

Dr. Otis Lansa wrote:Incidentally, do you think could we mob Pratchett into including a mention of the FSM in a future book? P'raps with pirate followers?


It's a good idea! He sounds like the right author for it, I'll say. Where can I find him? :wink:


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby The Meromorph on Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:17 pm

Yeah! Pastafarian Pirate battling the One Way Worms! :fsm_rock:
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Postby Duke on Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:38 pm

It's already a scintillating storyline! I'd buy the book, just from that!


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Postby EarthRise on Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:02 pm

I bet there are massive yeast caverns down there...
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