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Auntie Dee Dee wrote:theroachyjay wrote:Thanks, I was thinking of some form of passage that might lead to FSM Hell... I'm not sure, bur your answer makes a fair deal of sense, too.
There's not really an FSM Hell. There's the sweltering, humid Dish-pit of Doom, and the even worse Pot and Pan Sinks of Torment, but even the horrible people that are sent to work there are given a place to live, some time off, dry clothes to change into, and are fed. Not the finest of everything, but fed and provided for in a manner far above what their greediness and contemptability allowed for the poor here on earth. The dish-pit is mostly staffed by politicians who didn't do their job of representing the people, but instead represented the wealthy and influential. They're joined by child molesters and that sort of human refuse, and mass murders, including the ones that perpetrate war in the name of profit and power.
One step up, you get the less heinous criminals, and the stupid and gullible politicians, scrubbing floors, cleaning restrooms, etc. and it goes upward from there.
No boiling oil, no eternal pot of boiling water, no 'mirror' of the well known Hell image. A loving and kind creator like the FSM doesn't need eternal vengance.
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theroachyjay wrote:Assuming one-so brave explorer were to consume an Enchanted Microwaveable Burrito that enabled them to safely breathe as they swam downward through the beer in the volcano. What would He have placed at the bottom?