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Special Things the Birthday Pirate gets to do

Postby anthrobabe » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:31 pm

I think that pirates should get to do extra special things on their birthdays..

like get to have someone walk the plank instead of walkin it themselves

What do you think would be a good pirate birthday perk?
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:33 pm

Some booty is definitely in order, if available. Otherwise some plunder will have to do. :fsm_yarr:
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Postby reesymae » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:53 pm

Sitting back and letting all the wenches, errrrr, people, take care of your needs for the day would be nice.....

This coming from a girl who never gets to sit still at home for more than, say, 15 minutes.....

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Postby Sarky » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:56 pm

It should be the one day when the rum is NOT always gone. And brought to you on a tray by a trained monkey. Undead, for preference.
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Postby anthrobabe » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:47 pm

Pizza with what you want on it and not what the others in your group like or can tolerate
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Postby Bringerofpie » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:23 pm

First choice of wenching and/or pillage and grog by the barrelful!

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:36 am

every whim which can be fufilled and isn't too out of reason, shall be fufilled.

oh wait, thats just what I want. :)
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:10 am

Yah, but the Birthday Pirate gets to commandeer the grill if desired!

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Postby I Just Like Pirates » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:20 am

grog kegs, wenches, pasta, parrot petting zoo, hitting a pinata with your peg leg, all those are good
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Postby Kruten » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:23 am

Holidays are going to be so much fun now.

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Postby Jerm » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:00 pm

Bringerofpie wrote:First choice of wenching and/or pillage and grog by the barrelful!



Here, here! I second that.

Certainly, first choice of wench. Or, perhaps, wenches?
It all kind of went downhill from there.

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Postby Bringerofpie » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:02 pm

Jerm wrote:Certainly, first choice of wench. Or, perhaps, wenches?


I like where this is going...
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Postby Grey » Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:21 pm

And pirates who are hitting a milestone, like turning 18, or 60, or whatever, should get even more special benefits. :D

Like an undead monkey soda. Or first choice in pegleg woods.
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Postby Jerm » Sun Aug 20, 2006 5:23 pm

With pirates being pirates and all, isn't another year and still alive something of a milestone?

And I'm gonna make sure these ideas are well known by those around me in 11 months.
It all kind of went downhill from there.

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Postby Grey » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:31 pm

I suppose. :D

8 months for me.
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