I did a little "converting" on Myspace

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Postby haxmasta on Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:14 am

Hehe, actually I've been saving a few of the bulletins that I've changed to provide Pastafarians everywhere with a few bulletins to convert their friends.

Repost this in 5 mins If you truly love the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
and He will touch you with His noodly appendage tonight at 12.

P.S. dont ignore.


You never know when He is testing YOU

[[.Repost . if . you . are . a . Pastafarian.]]



This one I converted from a christian friend of mine, but I think she dropped me because of it :fsm_rock: I didn't mean to insult her, I'm showing my appreciation for my religion too. Wasn't it that in the USA I'm supposed to have religious freedom? oh yeah, I STILL DO!
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:10 am

ugh, I hate those things. why not just say "repost this if you believe in the FSM, and if you don't look it up."
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Postby haxmasta on Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:30 pm

Well, because we'd look lazy.

Besides, it's much more fun to see what my religious friends write back to me :D
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:25 pm

what have they said?
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby Kruten on Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:11 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:what have they said?


"YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!"

Just my guess because that's how it is around here. Southwest Georgia, real nice. Haven't had someone do that to me yet but my friend has. So far I've ejus thad people tell me I'm stupid for believing that spaghetti created us and I'm wrong.
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Postby Gruppenfuhrer on Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:03 am

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:Spaghetti DIDN't create us The Flying Spaghetti Monster did. He's a deity that resembles spaghetti instead of somebodys grandfather in a white bathrobe.

If they're not bright enough to get the difference, then they need to develop better listening skills. An angel food cake isn't an angel, the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't spaghetti.


Well said Auntie. I also try to convert people on Myspace.....so far though, only 2 have actually looked at the site.
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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:30 am

There, I went and looked at it just 'cause I respected you for agreeing with Auntie Dee Dee. Now you have at least three.

Oye, Missouri. One nice thing I have to say about Missouri is that it certainly gives you something to rebel about. A couple of us here went to CMSU. I looked it up a while ago and was happy to see FSM-related activity there.
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Postby Gruppenfuhrer on Mon Aug 28, 2006 12:49 pm

Sir Francis Drake wrote:There, I went and looked at it just 'cause I respected you for agreeing with Auntie Dee Dee. Now you have at least three.

Oye, Missouri. One nice thing I have to say about Missouri is that it certainly gives you something to rebel about. A couple of us here went to CMSU. I looked it up a while ago and was happy to see FSM-related activity there.


Thanks, i appreciate it. Yeah, there are two of us that follow in my school. I have tried to convert a few more, but i have been unsuccessful thus far.
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Re: I did a little "converting" on Myspace

Postby Duke on Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:18 pm

haxmasta wrote:Ok, so I've been seeing a lot of religious bulletins going around Myspace that I know are just excuses to see what everyone believes in, so tonight I found this floating around in my bulletin space:



Sorta makes you feel like crap and a bit down trodden right? What kind of person would WANT to make you feel guilty?! (I don't mean jesus, I mean the person that wrote that)



Well, Haxmaster, congratulations, for since you posted this you will be "will be blessed by God in a way special for you." :D :mrgreen: :D


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Postby haxmasta on Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:21 pm

OOO goodie! Will I grow bigger and/or more noodly appendages? :D


oh, you meant the christian god, I'll probably get genital herpes then. :cry:
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Postby haxmasta on Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:30 am

I was trying to remember what old religious deity did horrible things, I can't seem to recall right now.
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Postby Duke on Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:18 pm

Well, if you read into it, you'll see that the Christian God did quite a bit of killing Himself......... :?


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Postby haxmasta on Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:43 pm

Oh, you mean like plagues and mass killings of firstborn babies in egypt? I remember those, but I thought some kind of deity was REALLY bad, where people really did fear their god.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:59 pm

haxmasta wrote:I was trying to remember what old religious deity did horrible things, I can't seem to recall right now.


Saturn ate his kids, didn't he?
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The chief deity for inspiring cruel acts these days is Mammon... most Mammonites don't even know who they're worshipping, though.
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Postby haxmasta on Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:19 pm

ROFLMAO, good one Auntie, that was too much :fsm_rock:
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