I did a little "converting" on Myspace

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Re: I did a little "converting" on Myspace

Postby Duke on Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:18 pm

haxmasta wrote:Ok, so I've been seeing a lot of religious bulletins going around Myspace that I know are just excuses to see what everyone believes in, so tonight I found this floating around in my bulletin space:



Sorta makes you feel like crap and a bit down trodden right? What kind of person would WANT to make you feel guilty?! (I don't mean jesus, I mean the person that wrote that)



Well, Haxmaster, congratulations, for since you posted this you will be "will be blessed by God in a way special for you." :D :mrgreen: :D


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Postby haxmasta on Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:21 pm

OOO goodie! Will I grow bigger and/or more noodly appendages? :D


oh, you meant the christian god, I'll probably get genital herpes then. :cry:
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Postby haxmasta on Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:30 am

I was trying to remember what old religious deity did horrible things, I can't seem to recall right now.
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Postby Duke on Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:18 pm

Well, if you read into it, you'll see that the Christian God did quite a bit of killing Himself......... :?


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby haxmasta on Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:43 pm

Oh, you mean like plagues and mass killings of firstborn babies in egypt? I remember those, but I thought some kind of deity was REALLY bad, where people really did fear their god.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:59 pm

haxmasta wrote:I was trying to remember what old religious deity did horrible things, I can't seem to recall right now.


Saturn ate his kids, didn't he?
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The chief deity for inspiring cruel acts these days is Mammon... most Mammonites don't even know who they're worshipping, though.
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Postby haxmasta on Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:19 pm

ROFLMAO, good one Auntie, that was too much :fsm_rock:
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