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His Noodly Appendage is in my kitchen!

Postby boghog on Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:39 am

I just thought I'd share something with the group:

For most of my life, whenever I'd cook spaghetti, it would end up over- or under-cooked. I didn't have a problem with other types of pasta, just spaghetti; it would just never turn out right.

Since I found the Flying Spaghetti Monster, my spaghetti has turned out perfectly every single time!

I think this is too much to be a coincidence; what does everyone else think? Is this a miracle from the FSM?
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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:48 am

I think it is a sort of miracle performed by you. Your attitude toward spaghetti has changed, so now it cooperates with you.
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Postby boghog on Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:23 pm

Could be, could be.

Still, hooray for properly done spaghetti!
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:37 pm

Does this explain why I can cook rice in a pot, but not a rice cooker?

Dreading making dinner already tonight, as the rice has been soaking and will play merry hell with the time and water required.
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Postby Captain Noobhead on Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:07 pm

Spaghetti is indeed blessed. I've never gone hungry while eating it. :o
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:11 pm

OH EM GEE!!! noobhead is back! yay for noobhead!

'scuse me, cap'n noobhead

and I think its a miracle.
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Postby Captain Noobhead on Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:08 pm

Hello Qwerty, I just didn't think anyone would actually remember me. ^_^

I've never really left. Was just gone for summer camp for three entire weeks, spreading the word of our noodly lord. Then I came back and haven't been on the forums much until recently. :shellfish:
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:45 pm

well keep posting! you're one of the cool ones!
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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:35 pm

Agreed!

Welcome back Cap'n Noobhead!
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Postby Bringerofpie on Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:13 pm

The universe has again gained balance.
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