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I like your religion but am deeply offended! (just kidding)

Postby thezeus18 on Tue May 30, 2006 8:13 pm

The problem is, the number of pirates is going up. Rapidly. I recently wrote a report on it for school. High Seas Piracy is increasing, and is an actual and important threat to modern merchants. An act of piracy happens every week, often resulting in the death of crewmembers. For more information, google it. How can us highly intelligent theologians overcome this obstacle in the name of His Noodly Appendage?
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Postby Alpaca on Tue May 30, 2006 8:29 pm

Those "pirates" aren't in the Pastafarian spirit of piracy. They have no eypatches or parrots or cutlasses. They don't have friendly grog-and-pillage parties. They're just criminals who happen to be in a boat.

Welcome, anyway. Why doncha go ahead and introduce yourself in the New Converts thread in the START HERE forum.
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Postby Ezkerraldean on Wed May 31, 2006 4:54 am

if you take software and music piracy too - theres more than ever before!!
we are both atheists, it's just that i believe in one god less than you
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Postby Grim Squeaker on Wed May 31, 2006 8:59 am

Ezkerraldean wrote:if you take software and music piracy too - theres more than ever before!!


http://www.ubersoft.net/d/20031002.html ;)

Story starts here: http://www.ubersoft.net/d/20030923.html
“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.â€￾
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Postby Ezkerraldean on Wed May 31, 2006 5:25 pm

haha, i like those.



“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.â€￾

darn you, the same signiture!
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