The problem is, the number of pirates is going up. Rapidly. I recently wrote a report on it for school. High Seas Piracy is increasing, and is an actual and important threat to modern merchants. An act of piracy happens every week, often resulting in the death of crewmembers. For more information, google it. How can us highly intelligent theologians overcome this obstacle in the name of His Noodly Appendage?
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
"It's a large building with patients, but that's not important right now"
Those "pirates" aren't in the Pastafarian spirit of piracy. They have no eypatches or parrots or cutlasses. They don't have friendly grog-and-pillage parties. They're just criminals who happen to be in a boat.
Welcome, anyway. Why doncha go ahead and introduce yourself in the New Converts thread in the START HERE forum.
â€œI contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.â€