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Postby Goat Starer on Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:46 am

Tickle wrote:The most dangerous animals in the UK are wasps...


...How boring...



hmmmm! tickle I would have to say that the following animals are more dangerous than wasps and resident in the UK......

1) human beings (anyone for a spot of genocide?)
2) adders (nasty snakes)
3) rats (wiels disease anyone? black death?)
4) bees (more people are allergic to bee stings than wasp stings)
5) seagulls (just look at the eyes and read this with horror http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2097681.stm)
6) badgers http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/here ... 027681.stm
7) foxes http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2078419.stm
8) sharks - mako have been seen around our coasts and a couple of years ago we had the first great white in UK waters.

I am 31 by the way
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Postby Grey on Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:14 pm

Seventeen 'tis meh age.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:10 am

really? I thought you were one of them 25-30 year olds... of course, I'm 13 and Dr. Otis Lansa thought I was in colledge or someth... :roll:
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Postby kat on Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:13 am

My *SON* is 14.
My wife and I have been together for 13 years June 10th.

My age=old. (thirtysomething)
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:03 pm

thirtysomething isn't old. 40 is the new 30. 80 is the new 60. therefore, 30 is the new 20 and 20 is... the new.. ten. . . and 10 is the new....

err... I might just be a toddler...

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Postby boghog on Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:12 pm

It can be said that 15's the new 20.

I think age scales are compressing around a median of 25, which will be everyone's "new" age in the not-too-distant future.
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Postby kat on Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:37 pm

Well, damnit, I'm already planning my 16th annual 21st birthday party.

(I started turning 21 when I was still a teen)
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:03 pm

My Birthday isn't really in a convientent spot... October... I think its so close to the begining of a new school year it's not like "OMG I"M OLDER" because that would be overkill. I'm geting kind of tired of being the last 13 year old to turn 14 in my class... but it is less than half a year...
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:02 pm

no one thinks I'm 22 or anything, but they do tend to think I'm a girl.... :x :x :x

my friend said that he saw someone at a training thing who looked exactly like me, but then realized that the person was wearing a trainer bra.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:28 pm

yes... I'll seduce them with my amazing charm. :wink:
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Postby arkady on Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:06 pm

Hehe, I'm 20 but stopped growing a long time ago... and amazingly i never get IDd... possibly because they think no-one 4'10" who was underage would dare :wink:
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Postby Griffin on Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:57 pm

Fascinated by the idea of a trainer bra. I had forgotten the options around what you can get breasts to do. :mrgreen:
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