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Postby leapofaith97 on Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:06 pm

What are the holy animals of Pastafarianism? What should we worship? :worship:
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Postby matzaball on Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:06 pm

Hey Dee Dee he sounds a bit like me when i first joined the forums. haha we must worship!!!! :wink: Honestly we dont need to take in all the things that other religions have just to make ourselves seem more credible.
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Postby matzaball on Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:05 pm

Hahahaha :D
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Postby ChowMein on Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:38 am

I imagine any critter or beastie you can make meatballs out off should be held in high regard . Ramen
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Postby onlinebiker on Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:56 am

In his noodly wisdom - HE wisely made all animals out of meat.


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Postby Curtland on Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:19 am

So, what kind of meat are his "meat balls" made of? Or is that not for us to know?
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:17 pm

he might have vegan balls. who knows? I think the rare species of Pirate Fish should be held in high regard. that and any animal that looks like the FSM in any way shape or form.
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Postby jekka on Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:53 pm

I think worshipping animals could get a little creepy....although, what about the pirate fish? thats a kind of fish.
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Postby Tansy the Terrible on Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:42 pm

I dunno guys... My cat's hairballs are meatballish.. and hairily noodly... blech.
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Postby Hawk on Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:21 pm

If there is a dog breed that should be beloved in His Noodly Eyestalk, I believe it should be the Komondor.

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If you can find an animal that looks more like a bowl of pasta on legs, I'd like to see it!
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:38 pm

lookit the top one... are its hairs really that thick? or just convientily tied together like that?
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Postby Hawk on Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:40 pm

I haven't actually owned one, but I believe that their hair takes on that dreadlock style naturally...
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Postby jekka on Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:12 pm

I think those "dogs" :wink: are secretly just mops with googley eyes atatched.
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Postby jekka on Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:45 pm

Oh god! she's gonna realte this to bunnies, isn't she??!!! RUN!!...Wait..Mops are cute?? :wink:
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Postby jekka on Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:11 pm

OH GOD!!!! I triggered it!!! Ahhh!!! Someone get a net!!!
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