Proof of Influence of FSM in Shakespeare

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Postby Alpaca on Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:44 pm

"There's a divinity that shapes our ends."

--Hamlet, Hamlet 5.2.11

This is obvious.
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Postby black bart on Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:47 am

It mayest be obvious to thou but, forsooth, I hast never hadest mine end shaped!!!!

Black bart caught in a Tempest. 4.6.23

(One of the Bards lost Plays)
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Postby Griffin on Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:46 pm

O, beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the green-ey'd monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.

Iago - Othello (3.3.189-91)

Transparent I think.
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Postby The Black Spot on Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:00 pm

"A very ancient and fish-like smell". The Tempest Act 2 scene II

An obvious reference to Black Bart's infamous fish head stew.
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Postby black bart on Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:51 am

'A dish fit for the gods'

Julius Caeser

Clearly either refering to Pasta or my Fish Head Stew! :D
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Postby The Starchbishop on Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:40 pm

Henry IV, part 1, III, 1:

HOTSPUR: O, he is as tedious As a tired horse, a railing wife; Worse than a smoky house: I had rather live With cheese and garlic in a windmill, far, Than feed on cates and have him talk to me In any summer-house in Christendom.


Sounds like a true Pastafarian to me :mrgreen:
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Postby Griffin on Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:47 am

Marcellus remarks that "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark" but Horatio is more trusting, saying "Heaven will direct it"


Hamlet Act I. Scene IV.

Here we see reference to the fear of putrifying meatballs and the faith that The FSM will direct the staging such that this is never to be. Rotteness is a mythical projection which has no future. :worship:
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Postby Rebellious Waffle on Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:25 pm

His very name - Shakespeare - is evocative of the pier at Piraeus where the Athenians would send ships off to Latium so that the people of the Pan-Hellenic colony at Thurii (a Greek corruption of "tortellini") could send back Pasta for consumption during neophytes' introduction to the Eleusinian Mysteries.
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Postby teripie on Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:16 pm

Ingratitude is
monstrous, and for the multitude to be ingrateful,
were to make a monster of the multitude: of the
which we being members, should bring ourselves to be
monstrous members.

Coriolanus

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Postby Swatopluk on Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:59 am

The Crispy-Things-Day speech from Henry V.

No chance, my mate, whish not a man from Kansas.
Gross peas! I would not lose so great a pizza
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best dough I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, second mate, through my megaphone
That he which hath no stomach to this feast,
let him depart; the plank that man shall walk
And croissants for convoy put into his mouth.
We would not dine in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to dine with us.
This day is called the Feast of Crispy Things.
He that outeats this day and comes sated home,
Will stand a-tiptoe when this day is famed
And rouse him at the fame of Crispy Things.
He that shall eat this day and lives old age
Will yearly on the vigil feast his mates
And say, "To-morrow is Day Crispy Things."
Then he will pull up his sleeves and show his cooking skill
And say, "These recipes I got on Crisp Things Day."
Old mates forget; yet all shall be forget
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What a feast he had that day. Then shall ingredient's names,
Familiar in his mouth as household goods -
Garlicky bread, meatballs and spices,
Spaghetti and tomatoes, Sauce of Gloucester -
Be in their steaming bowls freshly rememb'red.
This recipe shall the good cook teach his son;
And Crisp and Crispy Day shall ne'er go by
From this day to the ending of all cooking.
But we in it shall be remembered -
We few, we happy few, we band of cutthroats;
For he to-day that eats his pie with me
Shall be my mate. Be he ne'er so pale,
This meal shall gentle his condition;
And meagre men in Kansas now on diet
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hear their belly grumbling deep whiles any speaks
That gobbled with us upon Crisp Things Day!


If someone doesn't see, where this's ripped off
no copyright infringement shall he claim
beside, the author's dead, his work in free domain.
Onward noodly pirates!
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Postby teripie on Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:11 am

a monster, a very monster in apparel, and not like a Christian
footboy or a gentleman's lackey.


Taming of The Shrew
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Postby Griffin on Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:54 am

Mistress, 'respice finem,' respect your end; or rather, to prophesy like the parrot, 'Beware the rope's-end.'


DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Comedy of Errors

The parrot, perched high on his masters shoulder, can see the dangers of replacing the old-fashioned rope with some new-fangled modern material for the ship's rigging. Without doubt, this is the essential central message of the whole play in exploring progressive ideas as erroneous.
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Postby Swatopluk on Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:00 pm

Hamlet is effectively saved by pirates (leading to Rosencrantz and Guildenstjern dancing the sisal two-step instead).
The pirate is the tool of the saviour therefore.
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Postby teripie on Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:50 pm

Love's Labour's Lost

[/quote]O thou monster Ignorance, how deformed dost thou look! [quote][/quote]
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Postby black bart on Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:34 am

In civility thou seem'st so empty


from 'As you like it'

The pasta meal over and the dish is sadly empty.
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