I would most humbly like to propose a Pastafarian monastic order (with loose morals, naturally) under the name of the Honorable Order of Toadfish (or HOT for short). Being as the toadfish is certainly one of the humblest of all pisceans, it is hoped he would make a suitable icon to a monastic sect. Plus he has rows and rows of teeth, the better to chew a properly prepared pasta dish.
The members of this monastic order can be of any gender and may join either through applying through use of a sticky in the Miscellaneous area (pardon me, that sounds naughty) or through private election within the monastery after we which the candidate would be asked through use of the PM system and could accept or decline the invitation.
I seek use of a private (but not secret!) sanctuary, a HOT monastery if you will, where those interested can meditate on Pastafarian spiritual and absurdist ideas and work on beer recipes (letâ€™s face it, monks make some fine beer in this world), etc. with a minimum of distraction from the outside world. Naturally, moderators would be welcome to make sure that FSM forum rules are observed.
As a token for this favor I offer to give up the title of â€˜Sirâ€™ in my name. It was given in knighthood from Queen Elizabeth I to pirate Francis Drake so that he might plunder for her in the name of England. Later she disowned him, but he is still known by the title â€˜Sirâ€™. Ha ha on her. I suppose I ought to drop it, though, as it doesnâ€™t seem humble enough for a monastic order.
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!
Dona Nobis Pasta