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Postby NeferKa on Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:01 pm

VerdillacFSM wrote:My Pirate name sucks...so, I guess I should simply be known as "He who's pirate name sucks" :cry:


What was your sucky name?
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Postby Duke on Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:52 pm

VerdillacFSM wrote:My Pirate name sucks...so, I guess I should simply be known as "He who's pirate name sucks" :cry:


Naw, can we call you Verdi? Thar's a pirate name, says I. A foreign pirate, perhaps, an outlandish pirate Captian name?


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Postby Pachyderm on Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:39 pm

There is a certain ring to "Bailey Jailbait". Not a particularly nice ring, but ring none the less.
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Postby Rasti on Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:19 pm

Ow 'bout ' Mad Dong McNohare' ?

Meanest Bugger in the Scented Seas, and that's just above me kilt ;)
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Postby NeferKa on Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:52 pm

Rasti wrote:Ow 'bout ' Mad Dong McNohare' ?

Meanest Bugger in the Scented Seas, and that's just above me kilt ;)


That's kind of gross.... (I had to read it twice to get it!)

Do pirates wear kilts? (I don't see why not, but I am just wondering.)
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Postby Hawk on Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:10 pm

The first one dubbed me Syphilitic Mitch Read

The second one claimed my nickname is Captain Wench

I think somebody is trying to call my honour into question...

According to this one, I'm Black William Roberts
Interesting... This cadaver appears to be breathing and pleading for medical attention...
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Postby Rasti on Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:56 pm

NeferKa wrote:
Rasti wrote:Ow 'bout ' Mad Dong McNohare' ?

Meanest Bugger in the Scented Seas, and that's just above me kilt ;)


That's kind of gross.... (I had to read it twice to get it!)

Do pirates wear kilts? (I don't see why not, but I am just wondering.)



Aye, ye not be insultin' ol' Mad Dong be ye?

I'll toss more insults than you can shake a stick at. Don't make me grab me kilt! ;)
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Postby orys on Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:49 pm

Pirate Wade the Periwinkle

What the f* is Periwnkle? In polish: barwinek but that's still means nothing for me...

Some kind of flower?

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Postby NeferKa on Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:01 am

Rasti wrote:Aye, ye not be insultin' ol' Mad Dong be ye?

I'll toss more insults than you can shake a stick at. Don't make me grab me kilt! ;)


Kilts kick arse! :worship: (I have a plaid fetish!)

Please don't shake your insult-stick at me!
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Postby Pachyderm on Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:33 am

The kilt, as all good Scotsmen know, is the perfect garment for fornication and diahorrea.

I hasten to add, not at the same time, unless you are very secure in your relationship....


A periwinkle is a plant, also known as myrtle.
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Periwinkle and more generators

Postby NeferKa on Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:14 pm

Periwinkle is also a color, close to this guy: :worship: (a light shade of cool, not warm, purple on the blue-ish side).

According to this one my name is Bloody Mary Kidd. So over all, I am Cap'n Bloody Mad Bailey Esmeralda Mary Jailbait Kidd.

Here's yet another generator for women and here's the one for men. According to that one I'm Corsair Anne the Temptress!
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Postby rottiluv on Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:15 pm

Butterfingers Brandy

Doesn't sound like a pirate who'd be around a long time, does it. :?
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Postby VerdillacFSM on Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:42 am

*sigh*
my pirate name is: Cap'n Maurice Knockboots


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Pirate Name Divination

Postby NeferKa on Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:28 am

Perhaps, since it seems that there are many who are unsatisfied with their internet-pirate-generated names, we need to come up with a better solution? There are religions that offer a type of divination at the end of a learning experience that give the believer a spiritual name – why can’t we do something similar, but with pirate names?
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Postby Tansy the Terrible on Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:19 am

Cap'n Lea Nobeard.

Nobeard? Whazzat mean? No beard... or no beard *yet*? Shaving my legs is enough!

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