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Postby kaioshin00 on Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:06 am

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Postby fsm_mini_messiah on Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:23 pm

i guess im Insane Barid Morgan

but i will always be the mini messiah to my brother

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Postby Moonman on Sat Dec 03, 2005 2:00 am

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Postby Arsinoe Selene on Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:37 pm

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Pirate Name Generator

Postby JohnS on Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:11 pm

Here is a useful resource, for those of you - like me - that can't think of a pirate name...

Yes, a pirate name generator, apparently from Belgium (we all know how vital the Belgians are to restoring pirate numbers and thereby reducing the global temp.)...But the site is in "pirate English"...

For the mates...
http://www.mess.be/pirate-names-male.php

For the matettes(?)
http://www.mess.be/pirate-names-female.php

This thing made me the "Dread Pirate Butch" for some reason, so I decided to try "Joe Smith" and he is "Voodoo Pinkle" Go figure.
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Postby JohnS on Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:16 pm

By the way, I think the Belgian generator is considerably better than the gangstaname one, since it made me "Encephalitic Darius Sparrow" as opposed to "Dread Pirate Butch" :?
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Postby Duke on Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:25 pm

JohnS wrote:By the way, I think the Belgian generator is considerably better than the gangstaname one, since it made me "Encephalitic Darius Sparrow" as opposed to "Dread Pirate Butch" :?


A-re-he-he-he-he!

Dread! (in joke).

Hi, nice to meet you, John, I am Dread Duke, I suppose.


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Hiya Dread Duke...

Postby JohnS on Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:49 pm

... rest assured, compared to "Encephalitic Darius Sparrow", I do believe I'd rather be the Dread Pirate Sue... :D

So, I'm just exploring around the forum and posting random comments here and there...
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Re: Hiya Dread Duke...

Postby Duke on Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:12 am

JohnS wrote:... rest assured, compared to "Encephalitic Darius Sparrow", I do believe I'd rather be the Dread Pirate Sue... :D

So, I'm just exploring around the forum and posting random comments here and there...


Do most people do otherwise? :wink:


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Yeah...

Postby JohnS on Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:36 am

...probably, but I'm new. I couldn't join FSM until they formed a think-tank, the "Enlightenment Institute" as we all know that you can't be religious without a series of think-tanks to determine dogma, policy, and justification for everything. Religion without a think-tank is like a mute missionary, quite useless. ...
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Re: Yeah...

Postby Duke on Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:01 am

JohnS wrote:...probably, but I'm new. I couldn't join FSM until they formed a think-tank, the "Enlightenment Institute" as we all know that you can't be religious without a series of think-tanks to determine dogma, policy, and justification for everything. Religion without a think-tank is like a mute missionary, quite useless. ...


I am sometime think-tanker, I have started a few sub-committees myself, fun work, it is.


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Re: Yeah...

Postby Duke on Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:08 am

JohnS wrote:...probably, but I'm new. I couldn't join FSM until they formed a think-tank, the "Enlightenment Institute" as we all know that you can't be religious without a series of think-tanks to determine dogma, policy, and justification for everything. Religion without a think-tank is like a mute missionary, quite useless. ...


I am sometime think-tanker, I have started a few sub-committees myself, fun work, it is. We never have too many members, I might point out.


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Well...

Postby JohnS on Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:42 am

...I've already submitted two papers to the Enlightenment Institute. I really don't need the Ramen Noodles, but I do want to be names "Fellow" of the Institute, you know, it sounds so...well, uh... fellow-ie ... Not to mention I need some padding for my CV.

My papers:

> Compendium Volatilis Pasta Vermiculata Monstrum; Ten Irrefutable Proofs of Flying Spaghetti Monster's Existence
http://www.internetactivist.org/FSM/essay2.html

> Using Complex Science to avoid His Noodly Appendage: Revealing His Existence Beyond Reasonable Dispute
http://www.internetactivist.org/FSM/essay1.html

I should probably get a life, but I really like this idea and want to contribute... :mrgreen:
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Re: Well...

Postby Duke on Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:45 am

JohnS wrote:...I've already submitted two papers to the Enlightenment Institute. I really don't need the Ramen Noodles, but I do want to be names "Fellow" of the Institute, you know, it sounds so...well, uh... fellow-ie ... Not to mention I need some padding for my CV.

My papers:

> Compendium Volatilis Pasta Vermiculata Monstrum; Ten Irrefutable Proofs of Flying Spaghetti Monster's Existence
http://www.internetactivist.org/FSM/essay2.html

> Using Complex Science to avoid His Noodly Appendage: Revealing His Existence Beyond Reasonable Dispute
http://www.internetactivist.org/FSM/essay1.html

I should probably get a life, but I really like this idea and want to contribute... :mrgreen:


Yes, I have submitted a few miscallanous thing myself, but I had no idea you got your name on a "Fellowship" thing........................This changes everything. :mrgreen:


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby MaryTRobot on Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:40 am

well I didn't use the website posted there I found one that has you take a little quiz: http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/
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