I'd say the FSM would bless anyone who follows the 8 I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts. Depending on their actions, of course. What DB said is correct, but he forgot to add that they also may need to sew a Union Flag onto their backs to protect from US friendly fire. My friend did that frequently.
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed