Being new to the CotFSM, I've had a fair look at the threads and haven't yet found any representative song, so would like to nominate what I see as a perfectly suited melody know as 'Please Don't Judas Me - Nazareth, Hair of the Dog.' The "(un)" preceding the "Official" title is simply my clumsy attempt at side-stepping the perception of supporting anything the Prophet Bobby might consider dogmatic.

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