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Pasta Habits

Postby Aclor79 on Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:05 pm

Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster prefer it when we eat spaghetti over other pasta, or are all pastas equal in his eyes?
Praise be to The Sauced And Noodly One, and may your cheese never be from a green cardboard can. R'amen.
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Re: Pasta Habits

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:00 pm

I would think that He views all pasta equally, but that there's a special place in His heart for spaghetti due to its likeness to His Noodly Appendages. He also knows that not all people can stomach long and stringy food, so this is why pasta exists in all its myriad varieties. :fsm_float:
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Re: Pasta Habits

Postby Aclor79 on Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:09 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:I would think that He views all pasta equally, but that there's a special place in His heart for spaghetti due to its likeness to His Noodly Appendages. He also knows that not all people can stomach long and stringy food, so this is why pasta exists in all its myriad varieties. :fsm_float:

All pasta is equal, but spaghetti is more equal than other types?
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Re: Pasta Habits

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:15 pm

Spaghetti is messier than most other types of pasta and so can be viewed as spreading the tomato sauce of His Noodliness across a wider area (and any clean white shirts in the area). Truly spaghetti spreads His sauce to convert the benighted heathen.

Or possibly not, with our flimsy moral standards it's hard to tell. Time for more grog :drinking:
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Re: Pasta Habits

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:38 am

Aclor79 wrote:All pasta is equal, but spaghetti is more equal than other types?
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Re: Pasta Habits

Postby DavidH on Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:19 am

Something to do with camping stoves? :confused:
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Re: Pasta Habits

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:02 am

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