What are some good guidelines for a Pastafarian wedding? Would the couple be pronounced "pirate and wench" (or p/p or w/w depending on sexual orientation)? There would be pasta obviously, and beer where alcohol is legal at weddings. All the men would wear full pirate regalia if possible... anything else?
Praise be to The Sauced And Noodly One, and may your cheese never be from a green cardboard can. R'amen.