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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:16 am

In another forum (where they had the temerity to suggest that I was not really an ordained Pastafarian Minister with a Doctorate in Pastafarian Divinity), I described the Pastafarian University as "A bit like Hamburger University, but without the same academic rigour". I thought I should just check with my fellow alumni that this characterisation was OK?
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:08 am

Yarrrr Roy nor art we hinclined ta dress in strange costumes nort hassume funny accents, an' names loike Hamburglar...
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby DavidH on Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:07 am

Roy Hunter wrote: I described the Pastafarian University as "A bit like Hamburger University, but without the same academic rigour"


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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:27 am

Roy Hunter wrote:In another forum (where they had the temerity to suggest that I was not really an ordained Pastafarian Minister with a Doctorate in Pastafarian Divinity), I described the Pastafarian University as "A bit like Hamburger University, but without the same academic rigour". I thought I should just check with my fellow alumni that this characterisation was OK?


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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:20 pm

Although this description throws mud in the face of all the hard work and decent research we alumni have put into gaining our doctorates, i'd say that statement pretty much sums it up. :haha:

Whilst i'm here, I may as well post the last two doctorates, forged in the fires of Mount Doom, dragged non-stop over parsecs of hot, boiling lava, and deposited onto the internet (it took 2 months):-

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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby SamanthaSudd on Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:25 pm

Thank you for my award! I will add it to my resume.
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:46 am

SamanthaSudd wrote:Thank you for my award! I will add it to my resume.
I know I'm not so active in the forum/digital world, I mean I don't even update my Facebook status, so I probably won't be around much. But I appreciate you all. Thank you.

Glad to see you're still around and ok, Samantha. I hope you like your doctorate. It'll be far more useful than a real one. I mean one from somewhere else... :haha:
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby ChowMein on Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:16 am

I feel guilty that I have yet to post a thesis up to par to that of my esteemed call leagues .
But I do intend to .
Thankfully I have flimsy moral standards and will not necessarily honor my words .
But I'm rightfully blaming Roy for taking all the good gags before I could steal them and PoN stole all the cute stuff ( marry me for a month ).
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:20 pm

I believe it's more properly a year-and-a-day, ChowMein. :lech:
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:57 pm

I do think he has sailed for thee Cayman Islands an' then he's off to Switzerland.
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Apr 24, 2012 1:33 am

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ANNNNTEEEEEEeeeee..

Ho a hahahaha I finded ye !

um um sumbuddy put a chain over tha hatch ! I be inna bilje fer lots ove tyme ,i fink.anyhow I get out
Um um um
Et wuz a darrrk an sturmy nite wen I wuz havin supper I finked reggie an his frends can bite a hole inna shup an I get out!
So I sayd Hokay I no gunna have ya fer supper if ya choo froo tha hull .
Ahuh I be free Ahuh

an an an uh yer shup sink a liddle bit .

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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby la la on Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:47 am

Ooh, can I have a go at writing my Pastafarian Doctoral Thesis? I'm thinking of the honour, the prestige, and the celebratory dinner I will surely get from my friends and family that will include a nice plate of spaghetti and meatballs!

I'm considering something along the lines of: The Ubiquitous Presence and Influence of FSM-ism (pronounced eff-ess-em-ismumismism) in the World Today.

Either that or: The Saucy Religious Conversion of Buxom-Serving-Wench Mary Margaret,in Jack's Tavern, in May of 1673.

Say, does anyone have any other ideas they'd really like to see a Thesis on? Let me know :haha:
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:23 am

la la wrote:I'm considering something along the lines of: The Ubiquitous Presence and Influence of FSM-ism (pronounced eff-ess-em-ismumismism) in the World Today.

I reckon you need a catchy short title to go with that... I'm thinking "Sauce My Noodles".
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:46 am

la la, you're more than welcome to submit a doctoral thesis. There are many floating through the pages of this thread, so feel free to take a look through. If any are unavailable now, just ask and you shall receive. I've been meaning to collate them all into a "periodical" (it really does need the quotes, lol) for easy reference. A project for the summer, I think.
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:34 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:
la la wrote:I'm considering something along the lines of: The Ubiquitous Presence and Influence of FSM-ism (pronounced eff-ess-em-ismumismism) in the World Today.

I reckon you need a catchy short title to go with that... I'm thinking "Sauce My Noodles".


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