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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:06 pm

AHOY !
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Iffin et pleese thee kurt an wot jury ye 'as sembuld heerin , oi kum to state me kase afor ye seen as me wall be barren.
Oi do beleef me ongoin' thread tytuld , " Ask Auntie Blackbeard " , be enuff publissed m'teary all fer numruss papers an' litters an sech .

Oil 'appilly arsk thee furm memmers bouf aulde an newe ta umblee sujjis wot be proprit fer me luverlee vissij .
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:50 pm

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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:51 pm

Avast me hearties. I've been absent from this thread for a while, but I am about to make up the currently outstanding (as in remaining, not as in excellent...) diplomas. Currently outstanding are the following:-

David H - Correspondences between French and certain human languages

Cap'n Tedward - Mythological Characters and Their Crazy Adventures In Ultra-Hedonism and Genocide

Auntie Blackbeard - Pending design choice and thesis title choice (only current suggestion is Roy's) <---Not the title!

I now humbly submit my own suggestion fer Auntie's thesis, if it please ya:-

Inter-Pirate relationships and their inherent problem-solving skills
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:30 pm

I humbly submit to thee, the completely (un)official degree certificates of two of our esteemed members:-

David H
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Cap'n Tedward on Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:01 pm

Lovely, I humbly accept.
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:30 pm

Cap'n Tedward wrote:Lovely, I humbly accept.

You're welcome. I hope you liked the design and wording. You didn't specify exactly, so if you'd like a change or three, just let me know. Just don't ask for it in French. Dave's was enough of a bugger to do, so I can just imagine what your degree title would come out as... :haha:
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Cap'n Tedward on Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:06 pm

Nose wet. It's lovely. I'll proudly post it next to my Doctorate of Metaphysics. :)
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby DavidH on Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:33 am

Ah, Roland mon vieux, le certificat est absolument magnifique. C'est un oeuvre d'art. Je t'en remercie mille fois!
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby ChowMein on Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:56 am

Argh , Perfesser Dushane !

Wots thus !

A freebie ove sum sort eh ?

WELL OI WANT WUN OVE DEM PAPER THINGIES !

*ahem*

I'd loike ta submit me body ove werk in Pastyfairying Gastrinomical Studeez , to eat an' die qwik loike or waste aweigh slow loike .
Me ongoing treatisez ," Thee Venganzine Pyrit Cookbook " and " High Chef on Pyr ... wate a sec...thots not et...oh yah , " Pirate Chef On Thee Seas " , odda warrint et least two ove dem paper thingeez ( oid loike thee pyrate fish doh).

Oi be eagarrly aweightin me high onner .
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby ChowMein on Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:09 pm

ChowMein wrote:Argh , Perfesser Dushane !

Wots thus !

A freebie ove sum sort eh ?

WELL OI WANT WUN OVE DEM PAPER THINGIES !

*ahem*

I'd loike ta submit me body ove werk in Pastyfairying Gastrinomical Studeez , to eat an' die qwik loike or waste aweigh slow loike .
Me ongoing treatisez ," Thee Venganzine Pyrit Cookbook " and " High Chef on Pyr ... wate a sec...thots not et...oh yah , " Pirate Chef On Thee Seas " , odda warrint et least two ove dem paper thingeez ( oid loike thee pyrate fish doh)

Oi be eagarrly aweightin me high onner .


Argh ! Belay thet ! Me essay be aktooley tituld , " Pirate Chef On Thee High Seas " , ( oi hadda luke et ep loike ) an' wile oi be heer oi figger thet oi otta draw yer atenshun ta thee expermints an' reseerch widhin thot thred ...err skullery jeernul , weer not all me doin' but unsolissyted mateeryul frum me peers .

But oi sweer that me oan resipees be originul ove me oan crayshun .
This oi sweer ta be troo an FSM strike doon Bart if oi be lyin !
An' wen oi be cot lyin' oil give ye leeve ta drop a drunken PoN et me cabin door , oi juss have ta put ep wiff 'er
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:36 pm

Aaaarrrrgggh. Hello, me dear ole ChowMein. Of course ye be welcome to a certificate for thee achievements of ye cookin' thread. Oi'll cook it up fer ye, and it shall be comin' soon ter ye.
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:43 pm

Cap'n Tedward wrote:I've already published my thesis on mythology. You can get it in most book stores, listed under King James Version.


Trew, dat. Internashnully re-noun'd, too. Me Number 1 Son ev'n took aaargh soul-suckin' paw-trayte ov it in t'local bookshoppe in Ireland (in t'appro-pirate sekshun, no less! :evilgrin: )

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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:41 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:Avast me hearties. I've been absent from this thread for a while, but I am about to make up the currently outstanding (as in remaining, not as in excellent...) diplomas. Currently outstanding are the following:-

David H - Correspondences between French and certain human languages

Cap'n Tedward - Mythological Characters and Their Crazy Adventures In Ultra-Hedonism and Genocide

Auntie Blackbeard - Pending design choice and thesis title choice (only current suggestion is Roy's) <---Not the title!

I now humbly submit my own suggestion fer Auntie's thesis, if it please ya:-

Inter-Pirate relationships and their inherent problem-solving skills


OOOoooo ! That sowns perfick !

Rolind me dearie , oi dont care wot PoN sez about ye behine yer back but oi be glad ye be a memmer ove arr ombel forrm .
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:21 pm

Oy! Oi nivver sais nuffink ahind Rolands back. Oi sais hit ware 'e can henjoy thee joke wif thee rest ov ye.

Even if Roy or summun else 'as t' *hexplain* hit t'im first, loike... :fsm_yarr:
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:26 pm

Doh! I've not done your certificate yet, Chowmein. Don't worry, i'll get on it tomorrow along with yours, Auntie Blackbeard.

Thanks for the moral support there AB. What 'as PoN been sayin' behind me back? Is it about how nice my behind looks, or is it something more sinister, like "There's Roland, walking away from me again"? :haha:

pieces o'nine wrote:Oy! Oi nivver sais nuffink ahind Rolands back. Oi sais hit ware 'e can henjoy thee joke wif thee rest ov ye.

Even if Roy or summun else 'as t' *hexplain* hit t'im first, loike... :fsm_yarr:

M O O N. That spells :moon:
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