Pastafarian Party

[Defender of thefaith]

Watching all these idiotic MPs promise change over the past few weeks has made me slightly anoid.... Basically we need a pastafarian party! In every country even we need some political power behind us, all this should easily be achievable with the help of an eccentric millionaire that goes by the name of Geoffrey Harold whaddya think?!?!

[Ham Nox]

It would be a wonderful idea--if Pastafarianism actually had an official position on any issue. We're non-dogmatic, remember?

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Even better. All they have to do is try to promote the teaching of all creation theories in science classrooms. Anything beyond that is up to the individuals.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

The FSM is a pretty generous guy, so we're in favor of just about anything. Or at least, if we don't have an opinion (i.e. not having to do with science/religion/education), we'll just vote yes!

[Ham Nox]

The FSM is a pretty generous guy, so we're in favor of just about anything. Or at least, if we don't have an opinion (i.e. not having to do with science/religion/education), we'll just vote yes!

Qwerty, you know I luv ya, but I'm gonna have to ask you to stay out of my government.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

Hey now, that was just an idea for party platform. Who says that I, myself, as a politician, would follow it at all?