This is one of the sermons from my website.
April 14 2010
I was thinking this today while I was eating my lunch, I was thinking ' What if the FSM didnt use red meatsauce to anoint his followers, what if he used alfredo sauce?' I mean when I was touched by His Noddley Appendage I was eating a plate of Shrimp Alfredo with Linguini. Alfredo is a special sauce in its own right. It has to be made with special ingredients so odd and mixed match that it would seem that it wouldnt go together, but it DOES. How could such odd ingredients such as garlic, mayonnaise, butter, mozzeralla, parmesian, milk and pepper go together to make such a wonderful sauce? The FSM of course!! Only he would be able to mix together such ingredients to make this sauce. This also explaines why so many people eat redsauce and belong to other faiths and not HIS. That is because they are not eating the blessed sauce He created himself with the His Noodley Appendages. So my fellow ship mates of the Southeast eat is recommended that you eat alfredo sauce with your pasta instead of redsauce to show your devotion to him. RAmen