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What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?
by Yoss@ri@n on Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:21 pm
I've converted a work colleague. The picture of heaven did it. How can we great each other in a way that shows the world that we are believers?
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?
by TwistedSister on Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:24 pm
How about, "Hello, would you like beer with your pasta?"
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?
by PantyGnawer on Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:16 pm
A subtle crotch grab should do the trick!
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?
by Ubi Dubium on Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:11 pm
A greeting of "Ahoy!" or just "Yarrrggh!" is always good.
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out
"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?
by Ham Nox on Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:42 pm
Arrrggh, Yarrrghh, Ahoy.
Just anything Piratey.
Just anything Piratey.
Bayes Theorum:
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?
by Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:42 am
From personal experience "Are ye one of our noodly brethren?" seems to work. 
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?
by Ubi Dubium on Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:43 am
It's how we found you!
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?
by Scott the Pirate on Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:42 pm
You use the secret handshake of course!
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?
by Ham Nox on Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:50 pm
Scott the Pirate wrote:You use the secret handshake of course!
Me an' me mateys have a secret handshake... We hold up our hands like we're going to do a high five--and then we miss each other's hands by a mile.
You can get creative or dramatic with your High-five fail for extra points
Bayes Theorum:
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?
by Pythonist on Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:17 pm
"Hello" usually does it for me.
Everyone is a Pastafarian; most are still to be enlighted so i greet them all the same. (just as a warning Yoss@ri@n there will be a large number of catch-22 references from me and Roy Hunter, good luck)
Everyone is a Pastafarian; most are still to be enlighted so i greet them all the same. (just as a warning Yoss@ri@n there will be a large number of catch-22 references from me and Roy Hunter, good luck)
Weird? Of course i'm weird! Life would be much less interesting otherwise. Eccentricity is the way to go.
"We should disguise leopards as foxes to f**k up the gentry" - The People's Manifesto
"Look how fucking awesome my ears are!" -
My friend's suggestion on how to open with a girl after saying i'd play it by ear
"There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present...
please leave your message after the tone" - Bill Bailey
Neeeshke boik karoonski bork bork bork bork bork!- The Swedish Chef
"We should disguise leopards as foxes to f**k up the gentry" - The People's Manifesto
"Look how fucking awesome my ears are!" -
My friend's suggestion on how to open with a girl after saying i'd play it by ear
"There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present...
please leave your message after the tone" - Bill Bailey
Neeeshke boik karoonski bork bork bork bork bork!- The Swedish Chef
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?
by Edd on Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:51 pm
Pythonist wrote:"Hello" usually does it for me.
Everyone is a Pastafarian; most are still to be enlighted so i greet them all the same. (just as a warning Yoss@ri@n there will be a large number of catch-22 references from me and Roy Hunter, good luck)
Only those who are insane are allowed to abstain from making Catch-22 references. And only an insane person would want to refer to Catch-22. But, of course, we would not prohibit anyone who wants to refer to Catch-22 from doing so.
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?
by Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:49 am
^ Thread killer… 
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?
by PantyGnawer on Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:58 am
No shit Edd! WTF?
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?
by daftbeaker on Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:29 pm
PantyGnawer wrote:No shit Edd! WTF?
Catch-22? I never actually finished it, I got about 3/4s through and never picked it up again. Bad habit of mine, especially as I enjoyed the stuff I had read.
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?
by Scott the Pirate on Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:21 pm
I agree with Pythonist though "Hi" works just fine.
My fathers copy of Catch-22 was stolen from me by a "friend" who i will probably punch in the face should i ever see him again....
My fathers copy of Catch-22 was stolen from me by a "friend" who i will probably punch in the face should i ever see him again....
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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