I've heard a rumour.

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I've heard a rumour.

Postby Horace Hogsnort » Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:32 pm

I've heard a rumour that the Son of FSM is Flying Meatball and that he was crewsifried for our sins. Any truth to this?

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Re: I've heard a rumour.

Postby Robbobrob » Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:27 am

Mmmm, fried meatballs....

with flimsy moral standards, tough to nail (get it nail, oh nevermind) down exactly what constitutes a "sin"....but whatever.
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Re: I've heard a rumour.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:27 pm

Plus the probability that His Noodliness is unlikely to recognise any putative offspring! :wink: :roll:

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Re: I've heard a rumour.

Postby Horace Hogsnort » Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:44 pm

Oh, yeah Tigger, I never thought of that! :lol:

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Re: I've heard a rumour.

Postby DaveL » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:41 pm

The Holy Meaty Orbs are for eating, not repenting. Delicious be thy name.
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Re: I've heard a rumour.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:32 pm

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Re: I've heard a rumour.

Postby Clifford » Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:35 am

That'd only make certain people more angry, we're not a parody of religion
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Re: I've heard a rumour.

Postby xtreme0ninja » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:44 pm

actually, id always assumed that blackbeard was the son of the fsm
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Re: I've heard a rumour.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:19 pm

Not exactly inherited his dad's looks, then? :lol:

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Re: I've heard a rumour.

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:40 am

Have you seen his beard?

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Re: I've heard a rumour.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:17 am

But he has MUCH smaller ba… :whistle: :blush:

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Re: I've heard a rumour.

Postby KC Observer » Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:55 am

Arrrrgggg! But his sextant was not to be trifled with!!! :fsm_yarr:

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