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We're 100000 on Facebook now

Postby VinZ on Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:01 am

Today another 100k milestone was reached.

There's 100016 Pastafarians on the Facebook group 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster' right now.

Another Proof of His Allmightyness; He made this 100k event coincide with us donating 100k on Kiva !!

Pesto be upon you all,

Ramen,
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Re: We're 100000 on Facebook now

Postby Helene Potier on Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:36 am

Did you know theres a facebook group called "I believe God is mightier than pink unicorns, teapots and spaghetti monsters". Or something like that. And theres like, twelve people who have joined it!

Their feeble attempts to undermine the power of His Noodliness will always fail.

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Re: We're 100000 on Facebook now

Postby Robbobrob on Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:01 am

we should all join the anti-FSM group, and satire them by being even more militant then they are
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Re: We're 100000 on Facebook now

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:52 am

But they won't get it. Poe's law you know. Our satire will look no stupider than the stuff they already say.
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Re: We're 100000 on Facebook now

Postby Clifford on Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:52 am

sick. The only problem is there are so many different bloody facebook pages!
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Re: We're 100000 on Facebook now

Postby Robbobrob on Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:57 am

Ubi Dubium wrote:But they won't get it. Poe's law you know. Our satire will look no stupider than the stuff they already say.

That is very true. I have a friend who is a Fundie, and I can not outflank her in crazy concepts.
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Re: We're 100000 on Facebook now

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:04 am

Robbobrob wrote:
Ubi Dubium wrote:But they won't get it. Poe's law you know. Our satire will look no stupider than the stuff they already say.

That is very true. I have a friend who is a Fundie, and I can not outflank her in crazy concepts.
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Re: We're 100000 on Facebook now

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:12 am

Roy, you're thinking of Aboyne. Incidentally, it's how I play poker and may account for me always winning or losing terribly (usually the latter).
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Re: We're 100000 on Facebook now

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:27 pm

It's how I play Super Smash Brothers.

If I want a boy to do something important, and he is playing against his brother or a friend, I take over until he comes back, or I win. I just mash random buttons, my sprite (which I cannot discern from the others, of course) is totally unpredictable and I win by utter luck.
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Re: We're 100000 on Facebook now

Postby Clifford on Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:37 am

I swear that's not how Super Smash Bros works ...
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Re: We're 100000 on Facebook now

Postby Dudeman55556 on Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:21 pm

Clifford wrote:I swear that's not how Super Smash Bros works ...


Sadly, that tactic works most of the time...
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