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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:23 pm

Two words.

Bite me. :lol:
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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:26 pm

On the ***?
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:59 pm

Bum?
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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:13 pm

Ear?
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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby Ubi Dubius on Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:18 pm

Train?
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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:54 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:Train?

Train's got too many letters. Silly lawyer.

Cab?

Edit - I can' ha's apo'strophe's?
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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:01 pm

Cat?
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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby Edd on Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:46 pm

FSM?

(oh, if the world only knew what despicable and nefarious correspondence goes on in these here cult forums)
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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:48 pm

Edd wrote:(oh, if the world only knew what despicable and nefarious correspondence goes on in these here cult forums)
Yes, it's a good job this internet thing isn't available to all, isn't it? Only us select few cultists...
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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby TwistedSister on Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:15 pm

No sillies, on the bus.
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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:21 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
Edd wrote:(oh, if the world only knew what despicable and nefarious correspondence goes on in these here cult forums)
Yes, it's a good job this internet thing isn't available to all, isn't it? Only us select few cultists...

Did you not know about that? When any non-believers try to read the forums the FSM interferes with their computer displays, making them think they have a 404 error.
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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:53 pm

TwistedSister wrote:No sillies, on the bus.


OOOOOH!
The BUS!!

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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:18 am

daftbeaker wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:
Edd wrote:(oh, if the world only knew what despicable and nefarious correspondence goes on in these here cult forums)
Yes, it's a good job this internet thing isn't available to all, isn't it? Only us select few cultists...

Did you not know about that? When any non-believers try to read the forums the FSM interferes with their computer displays, making them think they have a 404 error.
So... the forum hasn't actually been crashing? I've just been having a crisis of faith? That would explain a lot. Thanks, DB.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:13 pm

Ass actually
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:47 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Ass actually

What were you doing indecently assaulting her donkey?

Actually, don't answer :facepalm:
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