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Prophet Bobby (pbuh) on Reddit!

Postby Ubi Dubium on Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:40 pm

Hemant, over at Friendly Atheist, linked to a Reddit site where our noble Prophet (pesto be upon him) is answering questions. I don't know how long he will be doing it for, but there are some interesting questions and answers there already.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/9dicl/i_started_the_church_of_the_flying_spaghetti/?all=true
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Re: Prophet Bobby (pbuh) on Reddit!

Postby blaze8902 on Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:46 pm

Neato.
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Re: Prophet Bobby (pbuh) on Reddit!

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:50 pm

Out of niceness, I'm going to assume that that whole reddit thread is a fake.

I'm of the mind to think that Bobby would have the decency to stop by here and have a chat with us before he would go off and start a random reddit thread with only a screenshot of his email page as proof.

If it is true then Fuck Bobby!!!!
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Re: Prophet Bobby (pbuh) on Reddit!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:58 pm

b noice
sum tymes he kums in heer ta fix fings up
i dunt kar if he tawks ta me er not
i has alla ya ta yell at me :smile:
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Re: Prophet Bobby (pbuh) on Reddit!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:16 am

PantyGnawer wrote:Out of niceness, I'm going to assume that that whole reddit thread is a fake.

I'm of the mind to think that Bobby would have the decency to stop by here and have a chat with us before he would go off and start a random reddit thread with only a screenshot of his email page as proof.

If it is true then Fuck Bobby!!!!


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Re: Prophet Bobby (pbuh) on Reddit!

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:11 am

Stay outa this grandma!
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Re: Prophet Bobby (pbuh) on Reddit!

Postby Edd on Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:33 am

PantyGnawer wrote:Out of niceness, I'm going to assume that that whole reddit thread is a fake.


Bobby posted this on the main site yesterday, PG. I'm also a little bewildered as to why he would try to engage strangers on Reddit over us, but Nef Yoo's right, we're having plenty of fun without him.
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Re: Prophet Bobby (pbuh) on Reddit!

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:36 am

Hey, if the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pbuh) doesn't talk to his followers, then I don't see any reason why his Prophet (pbuh) would need to either. He's got a blurb up on the main page now, that ought to be enough.

I'll just stay here and yak about books and movies and pirates and current events and play all the games.

So, First thread derailing Post. I have the Last Post too.

PG, Ye Notty, Ye Ban.

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Re: Prophet Bobby (pbuh) on Reddit!

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:50 am

Ask and ye shall receive :stupid:

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Re: Prophet Bobby (pbuh) on Reddit!

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:25 pm

So it is true. Then fuck Bobby. He's made like two posts here in four or five years. Obviously the cash train from the gospel and the cheap shit on cafe press must be running low and he wants to drum up some business.

I'm no longer buying any more of his cheap FSM crap. I've also downloaded a PDF of the gospel and I will continue to seed it to others so that they don't have to give him any money in order to hear the word.
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Re: Prophet Bobby (pbuh) on Reddit!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:55 am

Two things:

1. In his position, why would you keep preaching to the choir? Why not go out and drum up some new support?

2. Are you still doing exactly the same things you were doing four or five years ago?
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Re: Prophet Bobby (pbuh) on Reddit!

Postby DaveL on Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:55 pm

We arn't the only Pastafarian community in cyberspace.

This may be where it all started, but go have a look at facebook tribes.net, or even the front page of venganza. There are other thriving FSM communities out there.
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Re: Prophet Bobby (pbuh) on Reddit!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:28 pm

Yarr, Dave, dat be troo. I be sniffin aroun in too er tree uv um meseff. N I bleevs I miter seen yoo owt thar a fyoo timze, two.
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Re: Prophet Bobby (pbuh) on Reddit!

Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:38 pm

DaveL wrote:We arn't the only Pastafarian community in cyberspace.

This may be where it all started, but go have a look at facebook tribes.net, or even the front page of venganza. There are other thriving FSM communities out there.


Maybe, but we're the only True FSM CommunityTM! And we are prepared to persecute anyone who suggests otherwise!
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Re: Prophet Bobby (pbuh) on Reddit!

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:45 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:
Maybe, but we're the only True FSM CommunityTM! And we are prepared to persecute anyone who suggests otherwise!


Seconded!
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