Pastafarian Swears?

[Tigger_the_Wing]

How about replacing 'Thank God for…" with "Thank science/people/technology for…"?

So much more appropriate. What are we thanking for sanity/sane people, though?

Neurons.

[daftbeaker]

How about replacing 'Thank God for…" with "Thank science/people/technology for…"?

So much more appropriate. What are we thanking for sanity/sane people, though?

Thank hundreds of millions of years of evolution for the development of an enlarged brain and consciousness? Doesn't really roll off the tongue.

I forget who it was (may have been Pratchett) who was talking about atheists hitting thumbs with hammers and shouting 'Oh! Random fluctuations in the space-time continuum!'

Edit- Tig kindly pointed out the correct bit, changed accordingly.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Men at Arms:

Besides, when you hit your thumb with an eight-pound hammer it's nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, 'Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!' or 'Aaargh, primitive-and-out-moded-concept on a crutch!'

[daftbeaker]

Men at Arms:

Besides, when you hit your thumb with an eight-pound hammer it's nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, 'Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!' or 'Aaargh, primitive-and-out-moded-concept on a crutch!'

Ta, amended post. I was nearly right