Santa is a pastafarian

[pieces o'nine]

I suggest you keep a low profile, Santa. There's a number of pirates about who have a vicious beef with you...

There beef may actually be with my shoddy wee covered impersonators at malls,i think if we had a nice calm sit down we would get along smashingly.........and if that does'nt work i have this large chest of dubloons.

Oi muss beg t'differ wiv ye. Yer "shoddy wee covered impersonators at malls" seem t'be cut frum thee sayme sails as yerself.

[Angry_Santa]

I suggest you keep a low profile, Santa. There's a number of pirates about who have a vicious beef with you...

There beef may actually be with my shoddy wee covered impersonators at malls,i think if we had a nice calm sit down we would get along smashingly.........and if that does'nt work i have this large chest of dubloons.

Oi muss beg t'differ wiv ye. Yer "shoddy wee covered impersonators at malls" seem t'be cut frum thee sayme sails as yerself.

Nay i say, they are infact drunken mall security gaurds often with fake beards, i however possessed my powers by drinking a magical ale given to be by a wondering gypsy, shortly after i came across the infamous red and white suit ( actually it was green when i got it but i hate green >_< ) long story short im now santa claus and i take great offense in being compared to those food court charletons.

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

Time to give some Christmas anatomy lessons...

[Angry_Santa]

dear angry santa

me crew an' oi ben adrift at sea in a barrel fer quite sometime now - can ye send a new ship fer us? with lots o' pretty sails on 't?

thank ye

I'll do you one better, a ship filled with wenches, fine busty wenches.

aarr matey - that be foine for the lads on board - but iffin ye dinna mind, can ye include a foreign cabin boy for me own purposes?

Consider it done, as iv'e done before i'll throw in.....*spins prize wheel*.... a peg leg, enjoy.

[bacon]

Consider it done, as iv'e done before i'll throw in.....*spins prize wheel*.... a peg leg, enjoy.

ah santi - ye knew oi be needin' a thoird leg !

[Angry_Santa]

Consider it done, as iv'e done before i'll throw in.....*spins prize wheel*.... a peg leg, enjoy.

ah santi - ye knew oi be needin' a thoird leg !

It's my job to know. :)