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Help from the Church regarding passport picture

Postby melquiades on Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:51 am

Hi Guys,

I'm new on this forum - I heard about The Noble Church during a philosophy class some months ago and I was immediately awed by the possibilities in this project. You guys rock! :lurk:

The reason for my joining now is that I recently found out that I will have to renew my passport before too long,and upon studying the official papers regarding the renewal , I found out that I'm actually allowed to wear headwear if I can prove to the police that I'm doing it for religious reason. (I'm a Danish citizen)
--> link to the rules regarding the picture: http://www.kodakexpresscamden.com/Passport-Danish.html

So my question is this :
Is there any painstaking dogma supported by the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I can refer to, in order to get away with getting my photo taken wearing a hat?

In the name of common sense and heartfelt devotion,

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Re: Help from the Church regarding passport picture

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:32 pm

melquiades wrote:So my question is this :
Is there any painstaking dogma supported by the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I can refer to, in order to get away with getting my photo taken wearing a hat?

In the name of common sense and heartfelt devotion,

Melquiades

Followers of the FSM are encouraged to wear pirate regalia (although there aren't any hard-and-fast rules). I suggest procuring a tricorn hat and getting the picture taken on a friday (the FSM's holier day).

Good luck with it.
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Re: Help from the Church regarding passport picture

Postby climberslacker on Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:23 pm

definatly wear a tricorn... but if you could wear an eye patch... :fsm:

also if you get away with this then totally post the picture!
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Re: Help from the Church regarding passport picture

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:03 pm

Get a copy of the Gospel too, and quote from it about pirates, global warming etc. It adds credibility to your argument.
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Re: Help from the Church regarding passport picture

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:47 pm

Don't forget to put a parrot on your shoulder. That just shows how serious you are.
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Re: Help from the Church regarding passport picture

Postby Hippie Pirate on Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:03 am

And it wouldn't hurt to discuss this with the police over a nice meal of spaghetti and beer!
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Re: Help from the Church regarding passport picture

Postby melquiades on Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:05 am

Thanks for all the great ideas - I'll see what I can do :zen:

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