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Pastafarian weddings?

Postby Isara on Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:02 am

Apologies if this has been covered, but the search feature won't let me search for "wedding". Go figure.

Anyway, I have a friend who sent me an email asking if I knew any Pastafarian wedding rituals. I suggested handfasting with lasagna noodles, but apparently he wants the whole wedding to be pastafarian. AH!

Does anyone have any suggested rituals, texts, etc. for an FSM wedding?
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Re: Pastafarian weddings?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:54 am

You could just go with an all-around "Pirate Theme".

Have the wedding party dress as pirates and have the "minister" say things like "An da yee Isara wan _____ ta bee yer firs' matey 'till yer ship na lonner ssail th' hi seas?"

(apologies to all of you who speak fluent pirate...MWB could do better.)
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Re: Pastafarian weddings?

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:57 pm

Yeah, go pirate themed, say FSM anytime someone normal would say God, have the food be exclusively pasta/italian and alcohol.

I'm sure some of our more writey-type members could write up some stuff... also doesn't hurt to delve into the Scriptures and Lore forum for treasures and gems.
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Re: Pastafarian weddings?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:00 pm

I'm sure that Auntie BB and MWB would be happy to write vows as long as they get a dvd of the wedding!

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