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A problem with a heretic

Postby Immanuel Goldstein on Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:24 am

A heretic in an Israeli forum claimed that He had a sex change operation and He is npw female. What is the proper way to execute him for this blasphemy?
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Re: A problem with a heretic

Postby Edd on Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:50 am

The blasphemy of referring to herself as 'He' instead of the now appropriate 'she'?

In any case, the eight 'I'd Really Rather You Didn't' s are good guidelines to fall back on.
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Re: A problem with a heretic

Postby PKMKII on Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:21 pm

Declare that any Israeli settler in the west bank has 30 days to leave, or they forfeit their Israeli citizenship and will be considered Palestinian.

Wait, what was the question?
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Re: A problem with a heretic

Postby Cardinal Fang on Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:03 pm

Oooh. Maybe we shouldn't start making fun of Israeli government policy.

Otherwise they might come into the forum, occupy it, put barbed wire round it. We'd be stuck in a tiny corner of the forum, cry help, they'd should "terrorist" and bomb the nearest hospital...

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Re: A problem with a heretic

Postby Robbobrob on Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:42 pm

The problem is that it seems very difficult for a Pirate these days to get themselves executed for actually committing out and out piracy, so executing a Pirate who has decided to go Wench seems a bit, um, what is the word I am looking for, Oh yeah, seems a bit queer to me.

And, why would one want to execute him, I mean her, anyway.....do you really want her getting to Heaven faster and drinking all the beer? I'm curious to know, would she be liking the male strippers or the female strippers.

Oh, the theological questions are multiplying faster than boxes of spaghetti on store shelves on delivery day.
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Re: A problem with a heretic

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:43 pm

As I see it, there are two possibilities here:

1. He's talking about transsexual Eurovision contestant Dana International.

2. TIA: Transient Ischaemic Attack. He's had a stroke, and this post was a symptom of dysphasia. It's actually a cry for help.
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Re: A problem with a heretic

Postby sky lukewarmer on Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:45 pm

an heretic !
solve the worlds problems make the hungry eat the homeless: just call me Godfree.
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Re: A problem with a heretic

Postby Eniavlys on Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:24 am

To see male or female stripper, do not depend of your own sex, but you see want you want to see :
You want males, you have males. You want female, you have female. You want both, you have both.
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Re: A problem with a heretic

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:17 am

Cardinal Fang wrote:Oooh. Maybe we shouldn't start making fun of Israeli government policy.

Otherwise they might come into the forum, occupy it, put barbed wire round it. We'd be stuck in a tiny corner of the forum, cry help, they'd should "terrorist" and bomb the nearest hospital...

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That would have been brilliant during the lecture we had at school today. Some spokesman for Israel came in and talked to us about the situation.

On topic, I would call the OP a 'heretic'. He really needs to read the 8.
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