Answers in Genesis Commercial

[PKMKII]

Are there really people in the US who believe people rode around on dinosaurs?

[zinc alloy]

That has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen.
FSM help those poor children who recieve that colouring book.

I've just got to print that off and stick it on my locker at work. Marvellous.

[PKMKII]

One of my friends in high school had a grandmother that was all into the fundamentalism and creationism. One year for christmas, she got her grandkids a creationist children's book. Among the many hilarious claims in it was that Tyrannosaurus Rex didn't eat every human being on the face of the planet because he used his giant, pointy teeth to crack open and eat nuts. That's right, a creature that weighed several tons maintained its metabolism by eating nuts.

[PantyGnawer]

That's right, a creature that weighed several tons maintained its metabolism by eating nuts.

Can I introduce you to my friend the elephant?

Brontosauruses were bigger and they basically lived off cabbage.

[PKMKII]

Plants are easy; bite the leaves, pull them off the plant, and sit there and chew with broad, flat teeth. T-rex, well... take the two biggest knives you have in your kitchen drawer, take a walnut, and see how long and how much energy you need to use to get said walnut open using only a pincher movement.

[PantyGnawer]

Ahh. You were talking about the work involved.

[Scott the Pirate]

Pointy teeth are obviously ill suited for crushing open a nut. Ripping and tearing flesh, "on-the-hoof" or otherwise, on the other hand....

And zinc, where do you live that there are no fundies?

[Roy Hunter]

And zinc, where do you live that there are no fundies?

Zinc is, I believe, another Brit. We have fundies, but we also have the State Hospital where we lock up people who overstep the mark of credulity by too much. Right now, the Brits are getting the thin edge of the fundie wedge (I was in the States a few years back - I've seen the thick edge of said wedge, and it's none too attractive). I hope we can keep it that way.

[Scott the Pirate]

I've seen the thick edge of said wedge, and it's none too attractive

As we speak (write) a pack of overweight xtians are entering the bar and grill. No it's not attractive at all.

[Andrey Kurtenkov]

Recently a Russian scientist has proposed another version for the extinction of dinosaurs:

[daftbeaker]

Recently a Russian scientist has proposed another version for the extinction of dinosaurs:

That is a work of genius. I like the elephant directing the broadside

[Roy Hunter]

That is a work of genius. I like the elephant directing the broadside

Warlord of Elephants? Just a thought.

I didn't think he was that old.

[moodydaniel]

I don't matter to the Christian God and I'm yet (touch wood) to be shot by a teenager from the American South so I don't really buy it.

What the advert says to me me is that the Christians at Answers in Genesis are the types of people who need religion to stop them going out and killing people (especially those that are different) and I don't really give much credence to the opinions of that sort of person.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

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en casse i looze dis wun

fankk ye ye

[PKMKII]

You see that gruff old man in the unmarked white van with no rear windows? He's a got a lolly for you, and it's reeeeal big.