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Re: I just might be a prophet... ;))

Postby Deftera on Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:23 am

I yelled at a Smurf in your car because that's how I roll...? Dammit, why did I have to be born late?
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Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:56 pm

I yelled at a phone in an elevator because I think I need some serious help.

Riiight…
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Postby TheLostPirate on Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:00 am

I jumped on your mom at the dinner table because I'm cool like that :twisted:
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Postby Dudeman55556 on Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:01 pm

I danced with a birdbath Riding a Motorcycle because that's how I roll.

Yeah. Um, needless to say, I wasn't in my right mind at the time.
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Re: I just might be a prophet... ;))

Postby Julius Aurora on Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:24 pm

I danced with Chuck Norris on your car because I'm sexy and do what I want.

Subsequently, i was round-house kicked to the face into next year. See you there.
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Re: I just might be a prophet... ;))

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:42 pm

Julius Aurora wrote:I danced with Chuck Norris on your car because I'm sexy and do what I want.

Subsequently, i was round-house kicked to the face into next year. See you there.

Better than dancing on Chuck's car :shocked:

Also, you'll have time to get the drinks in :drinking:
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Re: I just might be a prophet... ;))

Postby tyop on Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:15 pm

I smelled a surfer in a hole because I'm a ninja. How dreadful. Salt water, alcohol, booze... He was suspected of being a rogue agent who had infiltrated the Holy Pirate Underground.
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Postby Dudeman55556 on Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:40 pm

tyop wrote:I smelled a surfer in a hole because I'm a ninja. How dreadful. Salt water, alcohol, booze... He was suspected of being a rogue agent who had infiltrated the Holy Pirate Underground.


Alcohol AND booze? He must have been really drunk.
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