Beware the evil claw of Pasaitan

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Beware the evil claw of Pasaitan

Postby wazinoz » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:14 am

Behold all Pastafarians and Piratz, the evil one lurks. I felt the pull of his evil claw. He is an incompetent but evil god and he seeks to draw us away from the warm embrace of our lords noodley appendages. Please see the link below so that you will know his evil when you see it.

http://rathergood.com/posaitan

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Re: Beware the evil claw of Pasaitan

Postby DaveL » Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:46 am

Complete pussy!

I could use a good crab in my next pasta dish though.
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Re: Beware the evil claw of Pasaitan

Postby Scramby » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:43 pm

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Re: Beware the evil claw of Pasaitan

Postby Robbobrob » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:57 am

This is why Orthodox Jews don't eat shellfish.... :shellfish:
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Re: Beware the evil claw of Pasaitan

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:47 pm

They're missing out.
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Re: Beware the evil claw of Pasaitan

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:23 pm

My dad was allergic to shellfish. When he used to work for a fish company he'd bring us clams and lobsters that he got on the cheap (since he worked for the company he didn't have to pay store markups) and he'd steam them for us and we'd have a grand old time, but he could never have any himself. He ate shellfish once when he was a kid, and his head swelled up like a big red balloon. He had to go to the hospital.

It's a real shame, since clams and lobsters are really tasty.
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Re: Beware the evil claw of Pasaitan

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:42 pm

That reminds me, theres a grilled crab recipe that i've been meaning to try...
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