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Are pools sacred?

Postby Omnimuffin on Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:59 pm

If not, they should be, as they are often filled with noodles.
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Re: Are pools sacred?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:50 pm

My pool is generally filled with leaves and bugs within about five minutes after I clean the leaves and bugs out. :facewall:
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Re: Are pools sacred?

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:25 pm

Omnimuffin wrote:If not, they should be, as they are often filled with noodles.


Pictures, or it didn't happen! :shrug:

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:My pool is generally filled with leaves and bugs within about five minutes after I clean the leaves and bugs out. :facewall:


Don't build pools near trees… :facepalm:
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Re: Are pools sacred?

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Re: Are pools sacred?

Postby DaveL on Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:10 pm

Oh yes, those things. Not particularly edible, but they would make a great pastafarian sculpture.
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