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Postby BarackZero on Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:49 pm

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Re: Obamaisms

Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:53 pm

Oh my God! They have pictures of Obama with Blago! The horror! Who would have thought that a senator would be seen cavorting with the governor from his home state.

Oh why oh why did I waste my vote?
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Re: Obamaisms

Postby Ubi Dubius on Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:56 pm

You can vote?
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Re: Obamaisms

Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:13 pm

Yeah, I narrowly got the felony charges dropped to misdemeanors.
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Re: Obamaisms

Postby BarackZero on Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:33 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:Oh my God! They have pictures of Obama with Blago! The horror! Who would have thought that a senator would be seen cavorting with the governor from his home state.

Oh why oh why did I waste my vote?


One of my favorites is the "generosity" of liberal Michelle and Barack.
They donated $1,045 to charity in one year, I think 2002, when they had taxable income
in excess of $259,000.

This is an example of the "generosity" and "compassion" of the liberals and atheists, as documented
in Who Really Cares, by professor Arthur Brooks.
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Re: Obamaisms

Postby BarackZero on Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:35 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:Oh my God! They have pictures of Obama with Blago! The horror! Who would have thought that a senator would be seen cavorting with the governor from his home state.

Oh why oh why did I waste my vote?


Wait, wait, "Oh my God"????

You're not one of those flat earth, Bible-thumping fundies, who fears science, are you.....
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Re: Obamaisms

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:02 pm

BarackZero wrote:
PantyGnawer wrote:Oh my God! They have pictures of Obama with Blago! The horror! Who would have thought that a senator would be seen cavorting with the governor from his home state.

Oh why oh why did I waste my vote?


Wait, wait, "Oh my God"????

You're not one of those flat earth, Bible-thumping fundies, who fears science, are you.....


No, he said "Oh my God" not "Oh someone else's God".
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Re: Obamaisms

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:46 pm

BarackZero wrote:
PantyGnawer wrote:Oh my God! They have pictures of Obama with Blago! The horror! Who would have thought that a senator would be seen cavorting with the governor from his home state.

Oh why oh why did I waste my vote?


Wait, wait, "Oh my God"????

You're not one of those flat earth, Bible-thumping fundies, who fears science, are you.....


Aww, is that RM? He's funny.
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Re: Obamaisms

Postby Warlord of Elephants on Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:33 am

Platypus Enthusiast wrote:Aww, is that RM? He's funny.


Well it may be, or not, but either way he/she/it is rapidly heading for the same place that all trolls go to. Sin. WoE.
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Re: Obamaisms

Postby Cardinal Fang on Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:02 pm

BarackZero wrote:
One of my favorites is the "generosity" of liberal Michelle and Barack.
They donated $1,045 to charity in one year, I think 2002, when they had taxable income
in excess of $259,000.

This is an example of the "generosity" and "compassion" of the liberals and atheists, as documented
in Who Really Cares, by professor Arthur Brooks.


Surely really an example of a completely irrelevant issue to try and manufacture some fake difference between "liberals" and "conservatives". Generosity and compassion cannot be neatly divided into political ideologies or whether a person holds religious views or not.

I think that it's time people realised that just because someone holds different polical views than you doesn't make them a kitten-eating monster.

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Re: Obamaisms

Postby PantyGnawer on Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:49 pm

Warlord of Elephants wrote:
Platypus Enthusiast wrote:Aww, is that RM? He's funny.


Well it may be, or not, but either way he/she/it is rapidly heading for the same place that all trolls go to. Sin. WoE.



Awwwwww...... C'mon Dad, let us play with this one for a while!
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Re: Obamaisms

Postby Warlord of Elephants on Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:05 pm

Well if it is R.M. I remember pointing out to him that Obama becoming Prez. would probably be his worst nightmare come true.... Bwahaha! Bwahaha! Sin. WoE.

(Not that I am all that of a 'hard core Obama supporter; but watching the 'fanatical opposition' flail around and scream is kinda funny)
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Re: Obamaisms

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