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I have an announcement.

Postby Omnimuffin on Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:02 pm

A man named Dale Craft has been banned from the pool. Do not let him enter at any cost.

That is all.
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Re: I have an announcement.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:29 pm

Omnimuffin wrote:A man named Dale Craft has been banned from the pool. Do not let him enter at any cost.

That is all.


Who? What? Which? Why? :?
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Re: I have an announcement.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:08 pm

Omnimuffin wrote:A man named Dale Craft has been banned from the pool. Do not let him enter at any cost.

That is all.

Details would be appropriate.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I have an announcement.

Postby thelastpirate on Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:11 pm

Omnimuffin wrote:A man named Dale Craft has been banned from the pool. Do not let him enter at any cost.

That is all.


I'll bear that in mind.
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Re: I have an announcement.

Postby Omnimuffin on Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:30 am

God Dammit! Someone let him in the pool!
I'm disappointed in you all.
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Re: I have an announcement.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:33 am

Omnimuffin wrote:God Dammit! Someone let him in the pool!
I'm disappointed in you all.

Here's a question for you.

What the hell are you talking about?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I have an announcement.

Postby Omnimuffin on Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:55 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Omnimuffin wrote:God Dammit! Someone let him in the pool!
I'm disappointed in you all.

Here's a question for you.

What the hell are you talking about?

I'm talking about the pool. What are you talking about?
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Re: I have an announcement.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:57 am

The pool is in my back yard, still buried under about a foot of snow. No one is in it.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I have an announcement.

Postby Omnimuffin on Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:01 am

You should check. I'm pretty sure a man named dale is in it.
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Re: I have an announcement.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:22 am

If he is, he's frozen solid and has been for quite some time.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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