I Sent this to Bobbie, but he didn't put it on the main site, so I'll write it here, instead.
I am a soldier in the Israeli army. During my basic training, I marked all of my equipment (helmet, sleeping bag, coat, kit bag, etc.) with the FSM sign. One day, during a workout, we had to rush back to our rooms, and I accidentally left my coat outside. When I came back for it, it was gone.
It was a time of distress for me, for I knew that if I would not find my coat within a week, I will be tried for losing military equipment. But, since I am a devout pastafarian, I knew his noodlyness would help me. And he did. A few days later, a friend told me he saw another soldier wearing my FSM-marked coat. Using this information, I was able to locate that soldier and retrieve my lost coat, all thanks to our noodly master. Not only that, but the FSM saved me yet again, when our company sergeant major decided to give me a water bottle instead of trying me for one I've lost.
Praised be the FSM!