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Chocolate Cake Church

Postby Platypus Enthusiast » Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:12 am

Check this out http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/. Someone is satirizing our satire!
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Re: Chocolate Cake Church

Postby Robbobrob » Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:35 am

I don't know...they make a compelling, and oh, so, mouth watering, argument.......mmmmm, cake......
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Re: Chocolate Cake Church

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:20 pm

unkl rrobobo
kin oi hav sum chocolit cak?
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Re: Chocolate Cake Church

Postby KC Observer » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:42 am

There are people on the internet who are trying to make you believe a flying spaghetti monster would exist and could help you with your problems. But it is a hoax, only Chocolate Cake is real. Do not let yourself be blinded by false gods as that one. Trust in the power of Chocolate Cake and let it save you.


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Re: Chocolate Cake Church

Postby aidiore » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:48 pm

first of all this is my first post in like...5 months or something...second..my god its cake!!!!!!
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Re: Chocolate Cake Church

Postby Elvalia » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:58 pm

Welcome back, aidiore!!
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Re: Chocolate Cake Church

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:23 pm

ARRRGGGGHHHH! Come avast and prepare to be boarded ye scurvy dogs!
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Re: Chocolate Cake Church

Postby Andrey Kurtenkov » Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:28 am

Pasta-diet is presumably more sacramental than the chocolate one :fsm:
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Re: Chocolate Cake Church

Postby Platypus Enthusiast » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:05 pm

Yes, plus savory is far superior to sweet.
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Re: Chocolate Cake Church

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:54 pm

Rise in Chocolate Cake Church correlates with...

Rise in obesity-related diabetes!

The cake is bad. QED.
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Re: Chocolate Cake Church

Postby Scott the Pirate » Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:00 pm

Thieves....

Far better to fill up on pasta than cake. Better for your health. Therefore a cake church is bad.
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Re: Chocolate Cake Church

Postby Ursidule » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:23 am

"You shall have no other gods before Me!"
Read that in some book. Good advice.
Be sure to keep your chocolate cake to eat after your pasta.

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