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A Sign from FSM
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Re: A Sign from FSM
by Valanthe on Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:04 pm
I mentioned the signs for the levels of heat intensity, and my bf said he'd be up for it. He lives for spicy food. He even has the Blair's page bookmarked.
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once. -Lazarus Long
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Re: A Sign from FSM
by Roy Hunter on Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:09 am
He might want to bookmark this page then. A very useful reference for the chilli-head.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: A Sign from FSM
by Scott the Pirate on Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:48 pm
Most of my family won't touch any kind of real heat, so it's another reason that i'm glad i found my gf. Which reminds me, i was considering the telling of the twisted tale of my marriage, divorce and winding up with her, but it's pretty bizarre. 
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: A Sign from FSM
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:58 pm
Scott the Pirate wrote: Which reminds me, i was considering the telling of the twisted tale of my marriage, divorce and winding up with her, but it's pretty bizarre.
I'm guessing everyone has some bizarre in their history. I could tell some things about my sister- and brother-in-law that would probably get filed there, but if teh wife found out where the leak was, I'd be discussing it posthumously.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: A Sign from FSM
by Valanthe on Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:44 pm
I'm sure everyone has at least one bizarre tale in the archives, whether it happened to them or someone close to them. The tale of me ending up with my bf certainly qualifies. Perhaps a noodly appendage was involved...
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once. -Lazarus Long
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