Scott the Pirate wrote:
Which reminds me, i was considering the telling of the twisted tale of my marriage, divorce and winding up with her, but it's pretty bizarre.
I'm guessing everyone has some bizarre in their history. I could tell some things about my sister- and brother-in-law that would probably get filed there, but if teh wife found out where the leak was, I'd be discussing it posthumously.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."