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Re: A Sign from FSM

Postby Valanthe on Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:04 pm

I mentioned the signs for the levels of heat intensity, and my bf said he'd be up for it. He lives for spicy food. He even has the Blair's page bookmarked.
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Re: A Sign from FSM

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:09 am

He might want to bookmark this page then. A very useful reference for the chilli-head.
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Re: A Sign from FSM

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:48 pm

Most of my family won't touch any kind of real heat, so it's another reason that i'm glad i found my gf. Which reminds me, i was considering the telling of the twisted tale of my marriage, divorce and winding up with her, but it's pretty bizarre. :?
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Re: A Sign from FSM

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:58 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote: Which reminds me, i was considering the telling of the twisted tale of my marriage, divorce and winding up with her, but it's pretty bizarre. :?

I'm guessing everyone has some bizarre in their history. I could tell some things about my sister- and brother-in-law that would probably get filed there, but if teh wife found out where the leak was, I'd be discussing it posthumously.
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Re: A Sign from FSM

Postby Valanthe on Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:44 pm

I'm sure everyone has at least one bizarre tale in the archives, whether it happened to them or someone close to them. The tale of me ending up with my bf certainly qualifies. Perhaps a noodly appendage was involved...
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