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A Technical Discussion... Finally!

Postby Emilio » Sun Feb 01, 2009 12:33 pm

A Technical Description… Finally!

God Operating System Version 3.1
Also known as: ” The No-Brainer”

This version modifies the God Basic Operating System (GBOS) which is programmed to access the Noble Intentions Folder (NIF); which contains, the Equality Among all Sentient Beings Files. God V 3.1 overrides the NIF with the following subroutines:

Trampling Over Women's Rights Subroutine (TOWRS)

It also smites the NIF with the V 3.1 Dogma and Control Subroutine (DCS),

The ubiquitous and all powerful Separativeness Subroutine (SS).
You know separativeness like… “It is God’s will that humans trump the environment.”

God V 3.1 also overrides the “true nature” of the GBOS by controlling the user’s mind and making her/him behave like a fanatic. Technically what happens is that it facilitates the emission of great dosages of fear neuropeptides from the user’s hypothalamus in the form of punishment * if… the user dares to turn on the parity bit and flag any byte of data that originates from the Dogma File. The Dogma subroutine is designed to loop every 100th of a nano-second making the user, sooner than latter, behave like an automaton, thus, the over the counter popular name of GOS V3.1 - “The No-Brainer”

* Punishment not only here but in the hereafter, and not only in the now but in eternity.

Flying Spaghetti Monster OS Version 5.0:

This version postulates God AKA Flying Spaghetti Monster as a universal energy that permeates the whole universe, and manifests itself in all things, and by all things its meant, every thing... alive and non-living; Getting down to the nitty gritty, this energy is present in the most minute sub-atomic particles and ALSO in the space between those particles. It is a very powerful energy that we are just beginning to understand and tap. This Universal Energy is composed of opposites or polarities such as, but not limited to: good-bad, cold-hot, negative-positive, male-female, etc. Is up to the "observer" to decide which (or both) polarity it wants to use. Warning! The user assumes the responsibility for the results of his/her decision.

The users of this operating system in the beginning feel that this version is indifferent to their fate, but if the users follows some simple rules... like focusing, which means REALLY focusing, FSM Version 5.0 will respond to the users’ needs. That is why prayers are "answered" under God Version 3.1 Not because Version 3.1 works, but, because users unknowingly upgrade over to the FSM V. 5.0 Operating System, which, by the way, is free of charge, unlike Version 3.1.

Some users of God Version 3.1 known as mystics also know this. That is why, if you profoundly meditate on the true nature of the God Basic Operating System (GBOS), you will find yourself in a non-explainable field of energy, where you will know everything by transcending DOGMA, or God OS Version 3.1.


Stop worrying about being punished and upgrade your God Operating System V 3.1; begin to enjoy life: and upgrade your GBOS to FSM Version 5.0. Remember, its available for free, just be ready to delete your Guilt Files, better yet, the whole the Dogma Folder!

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Re: A Technical Discussion... Finally!

Postby PKMKII » Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:26 pm

I bet GBOS still runs better than Vista :fsm_rock:
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré

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