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Re: FSM Sighting -- Really!

Postby Elvalia on Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:12 pm

Evil. Evil Canadian.

Oh, wait, that's an oxymoron! :D *Laughs manaically!!*
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Re: FSM Sighting -- Really!

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:16 pm

Elvalia wrote:Evil. Evil Canadian.

Oh, wait, that's an oxymoron! :D *Laughs manaically!!*

More of a double negative. But don't tell anyone!

We can't let them know of our evil plots!
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Re: FSM Sighting -- Really!

Postby Elvalia on Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:20 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Elvalia wrote:Evil. Evil Canadian.

Oh, wait, that's an oxymoron! :D *Laughs manaically!!*

More of a double negative. But don't tell anyone!

We can't let them know of our evil plots!

Right, right! Okay. Eh. *Cleverly disguises self in stereotypical speech*
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Re: FSM Sighting -- Really!

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:24 pm

Elvalia wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Elvalia wrote:Evil. Evil Canadian.

Oh, wait, that's an oxymoron! :D *Laughs manaically!!*

More of a double negative. But don't tell anyone!

We can't let them know of our evil plots!

Right, right! Okay. Eh. *Cleverly disguises self in stereotypical speech*

I am actually horrible at doing a "Canadian" accent. It's weird.

I say "eh" all the time, though.
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Re: FSM Sighting -- Really!

Postby Elvalia on Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:29 pm

I never thought I had an accent, until my aunt from Ohio assured me that I most definitely do. A Canadian accent. I'm rather proud of it.

I do say "eh" a lot.
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Re: FSM Sighting -- Really!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:39 pm

Do you like my "bunny ears" Elvalia? :wink:
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Re: FSM Sighting -- Really!

Postby Elvalia on Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:19 am

Is this a hint that you're going to hunt me down? :?
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Re: FSM Sighting -- Really!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:55 pm

No. Nuthin' creepy meant. You're not seriously concerned are you?!?
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Re: FSM Sighting -- Really!

Postby Elvalia on Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:00 pm

Not at all! Haha, I'm not concerned. Not only because I don't actually think that you plan on hunting me down, but also because you'd never find me, even if you were looking for me. I live out in the middle of nowhere, seriously.
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Re: FSM Sighting -- Really!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:31 pm

You once said that you're in "NB". I assume that means "New Brunswick" which is, of course, the middle of nowhere. But seriously, i understand why young women get nervous sometimes...there's a lot of creeps out there.
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Re: FSM Sighting -- Really!

Postby Elvalia on Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:29 pm

Not only do I live in New Brunswick, I live in rural New Brunswick. No one can find me, hehehe. :twisted:

Thanks for your concern, though, you're a sweetie! :) There are a lot of creeps out there, I'm sure, but you don't strike me to be that type.
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Re: FSM Sighting -- Really!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:29 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:You once said that you're in "NB". I assume that means "New Brunswick" which is, of course, the middle of nowhere. But seriously, i understand why young women get nervous sometimes...there's a lot of creeps out there.


That reminds me of countless late-night conversations in my taxi with drunks.

They'd climb into the car, see I'm female, leer and say:

"Aren't you afraid, picking up strangers in the middle of the night?"

To which I'd respond:

"Oh, I'm not afraid of you, as I can see you're a gentleman".

Which would guarantee a safe journey and often a generous tip. If you make people feel good about themselves, and show them even more respect than they show themselves, then they usually (in my experience, always but I wouldn't carve it in stone) show you respect back. I've had whole busloads of drunks jumping on the one member of the group who wasn't showing me enough respect in their estimation! :D

I don't think that there are nearly as many creeps out there as the creeps themselves would like us to believe. The vast majority of men aren't rapists, potential or otherwise, but decent human beings just trying to get through this life as comfortably as possible.

After many years of seeing human beings often at their worst, I reckon you blokes are great! Oh, yes - I'm a feminist. Contrary to popular opinion, thinking that women are entitled to full human rights does not have to be coupled to a loathing of the other half of the human race. In my mind the very idea is ludicrous! In what way could any of my male friends and relatives be responsible for the subjucation of their female ancestors? So why should they be held accountable?

And I find bras to be comfortable, too.* :wink:

* Certainly better than finding my boobs hanging somewhere around my knees!
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Re: FSM Sighting -- Really!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:36 pm

Elvalia wrote:Not only do I live in New Brunswick, I live in rural New Brunswick. No one can find me, hehehe. :twisted:

Thanks for your concern, though, you're a sweetie! :) There are a lot of creeps out there, I'm sure, but you don't strike me to be that type.


No...i do my best to not be that guy in most every situation, but once i get to know a woman and we've grown to trust each other, then my inner perv starts to show! My friend Rachel and i used to go 'round and 'round. She'd be sitting in a bar and some slimeball would be drooling on her so she'd text "HELP" to my cell. I'd step right in between them and say something like "Hey doll, is this guy boring you? How 'bout we go back to my place and i'll (insert filthy sexual act). How does that sound?" She'd agree and say something to him like "You should try being more to the point", and we'd just go to a different bar. :)

On a related note, my gf and i were watching one of those "What would you do?" shows and there was a bit where a guy is drugging his date by putting a white powder in her wine...and people see him do it and do NOTHING. Sick. I had a guy offer to sell me GHB at a party and my friends had to drag me off of him. The jerk broke my hand with his face!
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Re: FSM Sighting -- Really!

Postby Elvalia on Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:52 am

Scott the Pirate wrote:My friend Rachel and i used to go 'round and 'round. She'd be sitting in a bar and some slimeball would be drooling on her so she'd text "HELP" to my cell. I'd step right in between them and say something like "Hey doll, is this guy boring you? How 'bout we go back to my place and i'll (insert filthy sexual act). How does that sound?" She'd agree and say something to him like "You should try being more to the point", and we'd just go to a different bar. :)
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Scott the Pirate wrote:On a related note, my gf and i were watching one of those "What would you do?" shows and there was a bit where a guy is drugging his date by putting a white powder in her wine...and people see him do it and do NOTHING. Sick. I had a guy offer to sell me GHB at a party and my friends had to drag me off of him. The jerk broke my hand with his face!

This is why I never go to a party without a friend. Usually a large-ish male friend. :twisted:
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Re: FSM Sighting -- Really!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:56 pm

A friend who's a boxer told me that the reason i broke my hand on his face is because i cocked my wrist inward when i hit him. He told me that i should always remember to keep my wrist aligned with my forearm when pounding on date-rapists. Good advice! :)
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