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Re: Ninja

Postby tris on Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:47 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Is there a "sheep f*cking" myth in every country? Here we say "Montana! Where the men are men, the women are men and the sheep are scared." :)

The sheep must be terrified in Montana... even the women shag 'em!
There's a Yorkshire dales joke (Yorkshire is big enough to have the sheep-shaggers segregated in the West!) which goes:
"Why did God create women?
Because sheep can't cook!"
I like it!... but is it sexist?? and do we really care if it's "just" a joke??
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Re: Ninja

Postby tris on Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:04 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:When we arrived in Adelaide with our youngest two boys, one of them still had a South-East English accent but the other was starting to sound decidedly Irish. Since they don't look much alike either, no-one in their new school would believe that they are twins!
Elvlia, here is Pam Ayres

Thanks for the explanations... I'm a twin too, but I've got a very different accent from my "counterpart" (and I did even while we were kids). I think one's choice of an accent has to do with the search for one's own identity...
Well done for finding a film of ol' Pam and her facile flow of doggerel! I wish there was a film of her in younger days when she had (if I remember well) a much stronger accent! (and her poems were... if I remember well... more funny and less sentimental!)
Actually I found someone doing a skit of her, which sounded to me more like her old self than her modern self (if that makes sense!)... apart from the rude words...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZKneKEFBgM
What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! Brahma
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L
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Re: Ninja

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:00 pm

I was going to drop in a few "off-color" sexist jokes, but this isnt RR&M....
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Ninja

Postby tris on Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:04 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:I was going to drop in a few "off-color" sexist jokes, but this isnt RR&M....
Oh, go on Scotty! If I can do it with impunity, so can you! Religious jokes are my faves tho'! Got any juicy ones?
What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! Brahma
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L
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