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Re: Ninja

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:28 pm

PKMKII wrote:...where the men are men and the sheep are scared :fsm_rock:

That's Wales. Ask black bart...
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Re: Ninja

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:33 pm

Is there a "sheep f*cking" myth in every country? Here we say "Montana! Where the men are men, the women are men and the sheep are scared." :)
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Re: Ninja

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:39 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Is there a "sheep f*cking" myth in every country?

The Welsh say it's the Scots; the Scots say it's the Welsh.
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Re: Ninja

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:53 pm

Here it's either Montana, Idaho or Colorado depending on who you ask. Utah just gets crap for having the highest concentration of mormons....Speaking of....i offended two of them the other day. They wanted to talk but i kept insisting that it wasnt fair because they had "magic underwear" and i did not. How could i protect myself from THEIR "influences" with out MY magic underwear?? :)
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Re: Ninja

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:04 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Here it's either Montana, Idaho or Colorado depending on who you ask. Utah just gets crap for having the highest concentration of mormons....Speaking of....i offended two of them the other day. They wanted to talk but i kept insisting that it wasnt fair because they had "magic underwear" and i did not. How could i protect myself from THEIR "influences" with out MY magic underwear?? :)


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Re: Ninja

Postby PKMKII on Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:24 pm

I hear the Aussies and the Kiwis say this about each other.

Once heard a comedian ponder that maybe it's that the sheep are sluts.
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Re: Ninja

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:52 pm

WARNING!! OFF-COLOR COMMENT!!!

Maybe they're "asking for it" by dressing in all that wool.

Sorry....

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Re: Ninja

Postby Elvalia on Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:04 pm

Elvalia wrote:I should pack up and leave Canada. Become a man in Ireland. :roll:

Scott the Pirate wrote:And Elvalia? Why? :)
Why, you ask?
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Tigger_the_Wing wrote:In Britain and Ireland there is a rite of passage - it's called going to the pub on your eighteenth birthday for your first legal pint!
So, since I'm almost eighteen, I should definitely pack up and ship myself to Ireland, and drink my first legal pint in a pub, which is the rite that allows me to declare that "now I'm a man."

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Re: Ninja

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:12 pm

Personally i find the concept of "being a man" in the U.S. a bit disturbing. Apparently you're "not a man" unless you fight and beat up a woman who weighs 100 lbs less than you and go to jail a few times. To all of the guys who think that those things are "manly" i say, "come race the Sapling Snapper (a 50 mile mountain bike race) in Grand Rapids with me and we'll seperate the men from the boys"! How 'bout we change "manly" in this country to mean "kind, loving, upstanding, passionate, compassionate, reliable and stable"?
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Re: Ninja

Postby PKMKII on Sun Feb 01, 2009 12:41 am

Scott the Pirate wrote:Personally i find the concept of "being a man" in the U.S. a bit disturbing. Apparently you're "not a man" unless you fight and beat up a woman who weighs 100 lbs less than you and go to jail a few times. To all of the guys who think that those things are "manly" i say, "come race the Sapling Snapper (a 50 mile mountain bike race) in Grand Rapids with me and we'll seperate the men from the boys"! How 'bout we change "manly" in this country to mean "kind, loving, upstanding, passionate, compassionate, reliable and stable"?


Lately it seems like "being a man" in the U.S. means eating really fattening foods in unnecessarily large portions, driving an oversized truck/SUV, and owning a plasma/LCD television set.
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Re: Ninja

Postby PKMKII on Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:34 pm

^^ KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
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Re: Ninja

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:19 pm

PKMKII wrote:Lately it seems like "being a man" in the U.S. means eating really fattening foods in unnecessarily large portions, driving an oversized truck/SUV, and owning a plasma/LCD television set.


I know that guy! :)

Seriously though, you're right. I can't count the number of times that i've been out for a ride and have been passed buy a fat person in an SUV who's eating something covered in grease!
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Re: Ninja

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:39 am

Scott the Pirate wrote:
PKMKII wrote:Lately it seems like "being a man" in the U.S. means eating really fattening foods in unnecessarily large portions, driving an oversized truck/SUV, and owning a plasma/LCD television set.


I know that guy! :)

Seriously though, you're right. I can't count the number of times that i've been out for a ride and have been passed buy a fat person in an SUV who's eating something covered in grease!


Ah, well then, when you put it like that perhaps ninjas aren't all that bad. At least they're fit.

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Re: Ninja

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:26 pm

zombie ninjas, huh? It was my understanding that zombies rise with no memories or any of their former skills at all. That's according to Max Brooks (The Zombie Survival Guide and World was Z)anyway......

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Re: Ninja

Postby vikinglordSF on Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:37 am

my stance is not sober enough to care most of the time and when i am its wow i wish i werent sober right now so i didnt have to think about stupid ninjas who dont know how to have a good time because they are too busy sitting in there god damn Dojos. Besides im a viking ive never seen a ninja for if one were to come within 100 yards of me he would explode from my awesome!
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