We have lots of holidays, but none honoring our great and wonderful Prophet Bobby (pesto be upon him). We need some kind of holiday in his honor. Does anybody know when his birthday is?
If not, I think we should just appropriate some other holiday, and rename it Bobbymas or something. If the christians can take Saturnalia and turn it into christmas, we should be able to do the same.
I had a suggestion of February 12 as being appropriate, as both Lincoln's and Darwin's birthday. But I'd rather usurp some holiday that's not currently celebrating something really worthwhile. We already have Pastover and Ramendan, so those are out. Ideas?
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